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  On 22/03/2012 at 7:25 PM, STAINOnegger said:

Wants a mrs

I love how everyone that's single wants a mrs, and anyone that has a mrs wants her death to look like an accident

if I every have evil thought (ie want a mrs) I just go visit a mate with a missus and I'm cured for another couple months.

ps. Morning all

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Hahahahahaha women r fukd....

We're always broken....

Some of them don't f*ck (clearly not me hahah)

Some of them winge

Some of the lazy *beep* don't even cook

Don't blame u guys for bitchn

Hahah Goodmorning by the way

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  On 22/03/2012 at 5:06 PM, KeddyXR6T said:

So I caught a kid about a hour ago textering on my colorbond fence approached the little f*cker and he's gone Rambo on me so gave him a light one to the guts would you believe 4 coppers roll up on my door and treat me like the criminal

So to Clarify for "arronm" and "hens" yep you got me clearly I was hammered at the time of post this probable happened because my mrs was sick of hearing it and I thought it was fantastic and had to tell someone yes you all have me pulling a benny red handed the story went as I was walking home drunk from my mates I seen a kid out front my house, some kid has been using a marker on my fence, so instanly when I seen a kid standing on the corner in my head at that time guilty he was the one so when I walked past him ive grabbed the side of his jumper and he's pulled away I gave about a three step chase and given up go inside an gone to bed. Half hour later the police have knocked on the door looking for a drunk man harassing kids in the street which happend to be me still drunk, once the mrs had assured them I was going nowhere they left it be so then I told the mrs the story then rang my mate to let him know then got on here and that is what ive ended up with ..............

Benny Red handed

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  On 22/03/2012 at 5:35 AM, Ralph Wiggum said:

If "1man1jar" is anything like what it sounds like anybody posting it can expect a username/avi change

post a sick link and ralphy will do it for you if the link is worthy

edit - goatse has been done to death so that won't get you a user name change

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  On 22/03/2012 at 9:05 PM, Fluffy Mc D said:

We're always broken....

Some of them don't f*ck (clearly not me hahah)

Some of them winge

Some of the lazy *beep* don't even cook

Wow.. Fluffy has met my wife!!

P.S.. SHP PM me your phone number and whenever you want a missus you can just ring me and I'll tell you enough stories that you'll never be interested in girlfriends/wives again.

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  On 22/03/2012 at 8:08 PM, Paulie2256 said:

Hey henz, ask Benny if he has invented anything.

Benny invented inventions.

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Hahahahahaha keddy that's gold lol. Morning. Working in torquay with awesome milk bar couple hundred metres up the road. Garlic chicken balls are the best.

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