sexual harrassment panda I see a red door and I want to paint it black Donating Members 5,919 Member For: 15y 5m 19d Gender: Male Location: Far north queensland Posted 22/03/12 08:55 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 08:55 PM On 22/03/2012 at 7:25 PM, STAINOnegger said: Wants a mrsI love how everyone that's single wants a mrs, and anyone that has a mrs wants her death to look like an accidentif I every have evil thought (ie want a mrs) I just go visit a mate with a missus and I'm cured for another couple months.ps. Morning all 1 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213728 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,813 Member For: 15y 7m Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 22/03/12 09:05 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 09:05 PM Hahahahahaha women r fukd....We're always broken....Some of them don't f*ck (clearly not me hahah)Some of them wingeSome of the lazy *beep* don't even cookDon't blame u guys for bitchn Hahah Goodmorning by the way 1 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeddyXR6T Donating Members 320 Member For: 16y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 22/03/12 09:06 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 09:06 PM On 22/03/2012 at 5:06 PM, KeddyXR6T said: So I caught a kid about a hour ago textering on my colorbond fence approached the little f*cker and he's gone Rambo on me so gave him a light one to the guts would you believe 4 coppers roll up on my door and treat me like the criminalSo to Clarify for "arronm" and "hens" yep you got me clearly I was hammered at the time of post this probable happened because my mrs was sick of hearing it and I thought it was fantastic and had to tell someone yes you all have me pulling a benny red handed the story went as I was walking home drunk from my mates I seen a kid out front my house, some kid has been using a marker on my fence, so instanly when I seen a kid standing on the corner in my head at that time guilty he was the one so when I walked past him ive grabbed the side of his jumper and he's pulled away I gave about a three step chase and given up go inside an gone to bed. Half hour later the police have knocked on the door looking for a drunk man harassing kids in the street which happend to be me still drunk, once the mrs had assured them I was going nowhere they left it be so then I told the mrs the story then rang my mate to let him know then got on here and that is what ive ended up with ..............Benny Red handed Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeddyXR6T Donating Members 320 Member For: 16y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 22/03/12 09:20 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 09:20 PM How do I change my username Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual harrassment panda I see a red door and I want to paint it black Donating Members 5,919 Member For: 15y 5m 19d Gender: Male Location: Far north queensland Posted 22/03/12 09:23 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 09:23 PM (edited) On 22/03/2012 at 5:35 AM, Ralph Wiggum said: If "1man1jar" is anything like what it sounds like anybody posting it can expect a username/avi changepost a sick link and ralphy will do it for you if the link is worthyedit - goatse has been done to death so that won't get you a user name change Edited 22/03/12 09:24 PM by sexual harrassment panda 2 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 13y 8m 12d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 22/03/12 09:40 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 09:40 PM (edited) On 22/03/2012 at 9:05 PM, Fluffy Mc D said: We're always broken....Some of them don't f*ck (clearly not me hahah)Some of them wingeSome of the lazy *beep* don't even cookWow.. Fluffy has met my wife!!P.S.. SHP PM me your phone number and whenever you want a missus you can just ring me and I'll tell you enough stories that you'll never be interested in girlfriends/wives again. Edited 22/03/12 09:47 PM by Porno Panda 1 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAINLESS again plz You've changed man.... Donating Members 8,142 Member For: 14y 3m 17d Gender: Male Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805 Posted 22/03/12 09:54 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 09:54 PM On 22/03/2012 at 8:08 PM, Paulie2256 said: Hey henz, ask Benny if he has invented anything. Benny invented inventions. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 16y 2m 12d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 22/03/12 09:57 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 09:57 PM Morning all Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Carnage on the Garage Floor Donating Members 3,994 Member For: 14y 11m 2d Gender: Male Location: Gold Coast Posted 22/03/12 10:19 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 10:19 PM Morning bitches. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyfrd Turboless Donating Members 5,992 Member For: 14y 1m 17d Gender: Male Location: Geelong, Victoria Posted 22/03/12 10:26 PM Share Posted 22/03/12 10:26 PM Hahahahahaha keddy that's gold lol. Morning. Working in torquay with awesome milk bar couple hundred metres up the road. Garlic chicken balls are the best. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/3572/#findComment-1213756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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