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  • ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE...
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What she said was don't like any sport to do with balls, apart from tea bagging. If you don't know what teabagging is ask someone.

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well I asked your old lady and she said that is what they had to do in the war to get rid of the taste of "german" I said " do u like german" she said yes , so she preceded to show me what a german teabag was ................I like your mum pazzo 9.5 inch deep flip top head

no wonder the germans did so well

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  • ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE...
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I just thought it was funny that I was talking about my pink stilettos with bows on the side of them while assembling a grinder. Would be like discussing how to rebuild a gearbox while doing someones makeup. Its not things you expect to go together.

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like a pickle jar and lube ?

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well I asked your old lady and she said that is what they had to do in the war to get rid of the taste of "german" I said " do u like german" she said yes , so she preceded to show me what a german teabag was ................I like your mum pazzo 9.5 inch deep flip top head

no wonder the germans did so well

When ever I finish your mum of she bleeds for a week .
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I just thought it was funny that I was talking about my pink stilettos with bows on the side of them while assembling a grinder. Would be like discussing how to rebuild a gearbox while doing someones makeup. Its not things you expect to go together.

I know exactly what u mean..... I was explaining to a colleague how my mods affect the cars performance etc etc and how a boxer engine works and than a spider was on the wall and I screamed and ran away like a massive blonde gurly girl hahaha

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Let your girlfriend( Jet ) fight her own battles. It's cute you stick up for her but looks like she needs you to fight all her battles. Each time she post's and someone has a go, bang here comes b*tch tits to save the day for Jet.

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I love having quiet afternoons watching sh*t I've recorded....

Oh wait.... That's my job hahaha

What exactly do you do?

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  • Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag
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I assume fluffy works in a big building.

Making sandwiches an doing dishes.

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