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  • Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA

Morning all..

First Valentines day I'm in the same town as my wife since I first met her at the pub all those years back..

First thing this morning she asks-

"Are we doing anything special?"

Me - "*Awkward pause*.... Yes..."

"What are we doing?"

"Dinner"

"where"

"It's a surprise"

SO now I need someone to miraculously pull a last minute dinner booking out of their arse?? Anyone?

Can you cook......................?

Better take an early mark and start lol

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Haha.. Can cook fine.. But she's probably sick of eating my cooking.. I reckon come lunch time I'll try and get a booking for a pub meal somewhere (How romantic).. If all else fails I can always try the Oakey RSL :P

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Not much to pick from in Oakey mate, you have your work cut out for you.

By takeaway and hide a some earrings in it

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Invent something new...you could go for what the guys did on My Kitchen Rules last night...comes with recipes and everything.

Entree: Trio of seafood – potato string prawns, sashimi tuna, scallop and chorizo stack

Main: Signature roast with röschti, chilli broccolini and brandy jus

Desert: Gâtéau opera with gold leaf and affogato

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Went to florist and organized some flowers to e delivered, brother comes in, says he likes the same ones so orders them.

Alright, through a balloon in with mine. Brother says mine too.

Write HVD on my card, brother says me too.

So when my brother walked out changed his card so it said HVD, poofta.

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