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Morning.

4 weetbix, nothing exciting to see here. I cbf cooking breaky these days. Used to have poached eggs a couple of times a week. Mmmmmhhhhmmmm.

Co workers hot mrs.. Well Benny's is Grid girl at f1 & Indy, Melbourne storm cheer leader, a regular on neighbors, + a heap of other sh*t inc pro motocross rider. But I've never seen her.

Because she doesn't exist.

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Morning all

been up almost an hour waiting for the conference call with America, if he calls after 9 ima be pissed.

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awake at 3 because partner keeps "shhh'ing" me if I snore slightly, making me awake more and more each time she does it. And I snore because I'm fecking tired but can't get to sleep!

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Just tell her the couch is pretty cummfy :hang: That, or withold sex.

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^ hahahah

Normally I'd just go sleep on the spare bed, get my peace and quiet, but shes put all my daughters rattling sh*t on it, and it's right next to where she sleeps so I'd wake her if I tried to move everything.

As the facebook girlies say..

FML.

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