The Off Topic Thread.

[FPV6T]

yeah go on matt get it,don't be a skirt!!!

Edited 02/09/09 08:12 AM by Buf-Phoon
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[Kimberley Scott]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[tab]

It is an improvement from the current colour, but you could do so much better Ace. Even taxi-orange would be a better option.

12 months Nicko, so April 2010

[Buf-Phoon]

or we could just add 25%

[turbo.vixen]

dont do it matt, remember the sh*t steve and eddie received, that will be you

[FPV6T]

that's right jamie,but I'm man enough to handle all the crap!but is matt??

[turbo.vixen]

I doubt it, have you seen his rat dog

[FPV6T]

no I haven't,but if it's a rat on roids,my rotti would probably like to "play" with it!!!!

[mercuryturbo]

It is an improvement from the current colour, but you could do so much better Ace. Even taxi-orange would be a better option.

12 months Nicko, so April 2010

I really thought you were more sensible than that Trent, I really did.

BTW whats nicko doin 12 months for?

[Ace]

oi eddie my dog would kill yours - it would choke on her

and trent there is no way in the world I would be buying a taxi - fark it would suck being hailed all the time - but that is how you get all your victims isnt it nick??

Edited 02/09/09 09:52 AM by Ace