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Yay for 100 pages of randomised crap.

To add to the crappy goodness, here is my input.

CHRISTMAS CAKE

1 Cup water

1 cup sugar

4 Large Eggs

2 Cups dried fruit.

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts

1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check the quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is OK Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewsciver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups salt, or something! Who cares? Check the Whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one tablespoon of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget beat off the turner.

Throw the bowl out the window. Check the whiskey again.

Go to bed

Who the hell likes fruit cake anyway!

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  • Flower Power
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I want me some of this 100 page action!

I just want to say your a complete and utter dickhead with a small dick.

Hows my warning system going? :lol:

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SOFT!

You got owned crodan. Now hop back in your little black N/A with Turbo badges that you bought off Mick though CPC Spares. Go-on!! git!!!!!!

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SOFT!

You got owned crodan. Now hop back in your little black N/A with Turbo badges that you bought off Mick though CPC Spares. Go-on!! git!!!!!!

What the f*ck you talking about, that come back is older than your only pube!

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