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My niece's wedding. What great weather and beautiful surroundings. Ceromony on the beach, reception in a flash resort. Drunken uncle giving speech and offending all the relatives ... priceless. :crybaby:

... mind you, my head still throbs a little. :spoton:

Another drunken family interlude , uh sorry, affair hey Ken. :crybaby:

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Thanks guys...

Now can anyone help me with number plates?

I'm stuck and can't think of any decent ones :(

I need something in this combination XXX11X or XXX111

GAY 00A

GAY 00B

GAY 00C

...

GAY 00Z

or

GAY 000

GAY 001

GAY 002

...

GAY 999

Either would be appropriate. :crybaby::spoton:

:spoton:

:crybaby:

Quit trying to push your issues onto me.

Or do I have to dig up that picture again?

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Just got back from 4 days in Cairns.

My niece's wedding. What great weather and beautiful surroundings. Ceromony on the beach, reception in a flash resort. Drunken uncle giving speech and offending all the relatives ... priceless. :spoton:

... mind you, my head still throbs a little. :crybaby:

Oh well, back to work then. :crybaby:

:spoton:

Do her nipples taste better than your son's?

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  • Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!!
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Just got back from 4 days in Cairns.

My niece's wedding. What great weather and beautiful surroundings. Ceromony on the beach, reception in a flash resort. Drunken uncle giving speech and offending all the relatives ... priceless. :spoton:

... mind you, my head still throbs a little.  :3gears:

Oh well, back to work then.  :w00t2:

:spoton:

Do her nipples taste better than your son's?

If there ever was a need for a 'Country Hick Emoticon' and being able to add the theme of 'Deliverance' to a post, this was it!

:lol:

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  • Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!!
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ULMARRA RIVER FESTIVAL This weekend the 14th and 15th of August, about 10km NORTH of Grafton ON the highway.

There'll be plenty of fun things, including: Woodchops, Sailing Boat races, Markets, Stalls, Bush Poets, Children of the Corn, 'Whose Relative is That? EVERYBODIES!'.....

and the best one of the lot:

(Yet to be confirmed) 'Look at that fat bearded man throttle that arrogant, selfish tourist in the street'...featuring, ME! :spoton:

Come and have a great day in a Historically Listed Riverport,bring the kiddies and we can share a bloody Rum or ten to keep me from throttling tourists left right and centre.

Cheers,

Lumpy :spoton:

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Saw a mandarin GT today - OMFG, gorgeous :spoton: :spoton:

pull yer tongue back in...

did it have stripes? if so what color

No stripes.

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