Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 1m 30d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 02/06/08 09:03 AM Share Posted 02/06/08 09:03 AM Also looks like tabsy may catch dagsy too.If the silly twat hadn't reinstated my post count he'd be top of the pile.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 8m 19d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 02/06/08 09:06 AM Share Posted 02/06/08 09:06 AM It was under-estimated anyway....I'll never be as brilliant as the mighty Dags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 7m 18d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 03/06/08 12:26 AM Share Posted 03/06/08 12:26 AM So you COULD say your his "right hand man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat-Tony Member 5,364 Member For: 18y 9m 23d Posted 03/06/08 12:30 AM Share Posted 03/06/08 12:30 AM I use my left hand for such duties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 8m 19d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 03/06/08 12:37 AM Share Posted 03/06/08 12:37 AM More of an aspiring minion to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsmith Donating Members 712 Member For: 17y 2m 19d Gender: Male Location: Blacktown Posted 03/06/08 10:19 AM Share Posted 03/06/08 10:19 AM Apparently the latest darwin awards!You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin awards.Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh PlaceA 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who 'totally zoned when he ran,' accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth PlaceWhile at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom! When it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.Fifth PlaceSantiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor. Fourth PlaceSylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger. Third PlaceAfter stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up!, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt. HONORABLE MENTION Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice the window was closed. RUNNER UPKerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable, lay near by. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located. AND THE WINNER IS... Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'S-it happens' IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPORTANT TO THANK THESE PEOPLE FOR REMOVING THEMSELVES FROM THE GENE POOL GEEZUS, some people are farked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chich Damn You's A Sexy Chich Member 3,843 Member For: 16y 10m 28d Gender: Male Location: Your House Posted 03/06/08 10:27 AM Share Posted 03/06/08 10:27 AM EVOLUTION= Survival of the fittest.... Some people are just f*cking Stupid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senna_T Forged Member Lifetime Members 15,818 Member For: 17y 11m 5d Gender: Male Location: SW Sydney Posted 04/06/08 01:45 AM Share Posted 04/06/08 01:45 AM LOL, has anyone noticed the Forum's latest member - his username is eat sh*t !!! maybe a disgruntled ex-member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 1m 30d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 04/06/08 01:56 AM Share Posted 04/06/08 01:56 AM You've been staring at that computer screen for to long Pat, go out and get some sun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 7m 18d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 04/06/08 02:17 AM Share Posted 04/06/08 02:17 AM Maybe he likes too Don't be so judgmental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now