Kimberley Scott www.australianflag.org.au Donating Members 6,763 Member For: 19y 7m 9d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 30/08/09 10:10 AM Share Posted 30/08/09 10:10 AM Yes but I havenet been around for a while, just needed to check. Is it just me or are all these new Gen Yers on here just inbreed inbiciles?ScottyPSBBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: ( THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 10m 1d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 30/08/09 10:11 AM Share Posted 30/08/09 10:11 AM The report button has always been there KimboGood work Nicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberley Scott www.australianflag.org.au Donating Members 6,763 Member For: 19y 7m 9d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 30/08/09 10:16 AM Share Posted 30/08/09 10:16 AM I have never seen it before. Well I'll be.ScottyA man walks into a chemist store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys’ .One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFHOON Donating Members 1,932 Member For: 18y 11m 1d Gender: Male Location: nsw Posted 30/08/09 11:16 AM Share Posted 30/08/09 11:16 AM I heard on the radio today that one of fords suppliers of bearings has closed down meaning they cant build any falcons untill they get a new deal going from china or similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 6m 7d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 30/08/09 11:24 AM Share Posted 30/08/09 11:24 AM PS: WoofDo you have all the local dogs on remote ? You know citrus collars and the like.Seems they seem to start barking when you post Woof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace blind leading the blind Member 3,657 Member For: 16y 5m 15d Gender: Male Location: Mt Alford, Queensland Posted 30/08/09 11:34 AM Share Posted 30/08/09 11:34 AM I just got it that is classic trent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 10m 1d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 30/08/09 11:42 AM Share Posted 30/08/09 11:42 AM lol...sorry JulesPost up a pic of Tuddles and the poor bastard will have nightmares (if he can get to sleep over the sound of howling dogs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace blind leading the blind Member 3,657 Member For: 16y 5m 15d Gender: Male Location: Mt Alford, Queensland Posted 30/08/09 11:54 AM Share Posted 30/08/09 11:54 AM bloody hell trent that is a bit mean - I wouldnt do that ill wait til he aint expecting it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blonk Iconoclast Donating Members 4,330 Member For: 20y 4m 30d Gender: Male Location: CH Posted 31/08/09 02:29 AM Share Posted 31/08/09 02:29 AM After 4 weeks touring around Thailand and having many memorable rides, My new GF out qualified my old GF as she own an evo 5!!!!Tomorrow we drive from Chang Mai to Bangkok.. I love Thailand!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senna_T Forged Member Lifetime Members 15,818 Member For: 18y 18d Gender: Male Location: SW Sydney Posted 31/08/09 04:37 AM Share Posted 31/08/09 04:37 AM Thanks for the random update blonky.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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