tig Donating Members 735 Member For: 17y 3m 26d Gender: Male Location: kenthurst, Sydney Posted 12/07/09 03:08 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 03:08 AM All the best with the new job Pat, and Arjey, maybe the M&Ms will evolve into a mutant species so superior that they may start eating us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senna_T Forged Member Lifetime Members 15,818 Member For: 17y 9m 23d Gender: Male Location: SW Sydney Posted 12/07/09 05:26 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 05:26 AM @ Arjey that's gold! Looks like the blue ones are indeed inferior ^^^^Thanks for the well wishes guys, definately going to enjoy my weekends from now on - bring on more cruises and more Fishing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 21y 6m 24d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 12/07/09 05:50 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 05:50 AM Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.There can be only one.Looks like some usurper has been inta my Smarties stash....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rootster Just a large member member Silver Donating Members 3,125 Member For: 16y 1m 14d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 12/07/09 08:04 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 08:04 AM morning buddy, are you gonna smash the f*ck that did it to you, make sure you do it good and get a red card for it well what can I say...played on something that resembled a pig pen..farken mud everywhere...We won 3-0 on top of the ladder scored 1 and set one up.....Slipping and sliding ..the ball stopping dead no bounce.... knees and ankles really sore..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Lifetime Members 8,459 Member For: 16y 6m 7d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 12/07/09 08:06 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 08:06 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rootster Just a large member member Silver Donating Members 3,125 Member For: 16y 1m 14d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 12/07/09 08:41 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 08:41 AM so who's up for fun and games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjey VOTE ROOTSTER 2010 Member 591 Member For: 16y 2m 19d Gender: Male Location: Wollongong Posted 12/07/09 09:06 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 09:06 AM All the best with the new job Pat, and Arjey, maybe the M&Ms will evolve into a mutant species so superior that they may start eating us.@ Arjey that's gold! Looks like the blue ones are indeed inferior ^^^^Thanks for the well wishes guys, definately going to enjoy my weekends from now on - bring on more cruises and more Fishing!Looks like some usurper has been inta my Smarties stash.......Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy seperating M&M's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 7m 5d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 12/07/09 09:18 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 09:18 AM Do the W's feel left-out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Lifetime Members 8,459 Member For: 16y 6m 7d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 12/07/09 09:28 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 09:28 AM what happens on a hot day when they morph into a rainbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 16d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 12/07/09 09:39 AM Share Posted 12/07/09 09:39 AM I like to snort Wizz Fizz...and you dont wanna know what I do with Chuppa Chups... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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