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yes of course ...........very much so.. its "his thing"

why what you want him to do? :roflmbo:

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Oh..... sorry - I thought you wanted to put him in your boot with the dog for an hour.

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Tab - Did you say GET A ROOM??? Try this one from yesterdays Telegraph:

A WOMAN had to be surgically removed from a loo seat after sitting on it for two years.

The 35-year-old American had refused to budge from her boyfriend's dunny after going to the bathroom in 2006 then deciding she did not want to leave.

The man told authorities he begged her every day to come out - which she refused - and took her food and water.

Eventually he alerted Kansas police in Februrary.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the woman's skin had grown around the seat.

She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

Discussing the boyfriend's attempts to get her out of the bathroom. Sherrif Whipple said: "Her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow'.

"According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on February 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Sherrif Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Sherrif Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles (240 kilometers) southeast of their home in Ness City. Police said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Mr Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Mr Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/stor...5001021,00.html

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Thank f*ck the week is over that's all I can say. Feels a bit wierd getting intimate with beanie on a Fri night though :blink:

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