The Off Topic Thread.

[Blonk]

Whats a f*cktard????????

[tab]

Mirror?

[Blonk]

You see one in your mirror????

Should I tell him anyone???

[tab]

No second prizes sorry Scotto - better luck next time.

[mbjunior99]

:roflmbo:

[Dagabond]

WTF is goin on....

3 pages of threads since 6.15pm and 76 members on site.....

[seventytwo]

Must be a new lot of post whores.

I have to tell Blonk, he'll sortem out .

[Falchoon]

Mirror?

You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.

[Falchoon]

Performer Bob Hudson

Title The Newcastle Song

Lyrictext Chorus:

Dont' you ever let a chance go by,

O Lord,

Don't you ever let a chance go by.

Yes, up in Newcastle they have very strange mating habits. All the young women of Newcastle

walk down the main street

which is called Hunter Street

for reasons that will become obvious

later on in the song.

All the young men of Newcastle

drive down Hunter Street

in their hot FJ Holdens

with chrome plated grease nipples

and double reverse

overhead twin cam door handles,

sitting eight abreast in the front seat,

and they lean out of the window

and say real cool things to the sheilas

on the footpath, like 'Aah g'day'.

And every now and then, of course,

one of the young ladies thinks to herself

Ummmm

she thinks

Ummmmm.

Chorus

Anyway there was this mob of blokes

driving down Hunter Street

in the front seat of the hot FJ

with chrome plated grease nipples

and twin overhead foxtails,

and the coolest of them all,

who got to sit near the window,

was young Norm.

And they pulled up outside

the Parthenon milk bar

and standing outside

the Parthenon was this beautiful looking sheila.

Oooh! Oooh! said young Normie

who'd come top of his class in English,

Ooooh! he said.

So he leaned out of the window,

and he said real, real suave like,

he said G'day.

This nine foot tall Hell's Angel

came out of the Parthenon milk bar,

looked at Norm and said

Arr, what are ya?

Norm said What are you?

Bloke on the footpath said

D'ya want a go, do ya mate, eh?

Norm said Yeah, d'you want a go, mate?

Bloke on the footpath said

Yeah I'll have a go

Norm said

D'you know who you're picking?

The bloke on the footpath said

Nah, who am I picking?

Norm said

You find out

And all of a sudden there was a break in the traffic,

and as any young Newcastle lad knows-

when you're getting monstered

by a nine foot tall Hells Angel

and there's a break in the traffic....

Chorus

Classic Shaz, haven't heard that song for years!

Used to be a favourite of mine back in....well a while back anyway.

Don't suppose it is on Youtube?

[aniken]

WTF is goin on....

3 pages of threads since 6.15pm and 76 members on site.....

Is that a lot, or not?