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[seventytwo]

Evening thurple one

how was your holiday

Edited 23/06/07 01:04 PM by seventytwo

[phantomchic]

Happy birthday for the other day .. Adam..

hope you had a good one ..

shaz

[Fat-Tony]

Evening thurple one

how was your holiday

Get it right, it was my birthday present

Happy birthday for the other day .. Adam..

hope you had a good one ..

shaz

Thanks Shaz

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Thanks Shaz

[phantomchic]

Happy birthday for the other day .. Adam..

hope you had a good one ..

shaz

Thanks Shaz

Your welcome..

did you get anything special??

shazzy

[Blonk]

Elderberries

[phantomchic]

Performer Bob Hudson

Title The Newcastle Song

Lyrictext Chorus:

Dont' you ever let a chance go by,

O Lord,

Don't you ever let a chance go by.

Yes, up in Newcastle they have very strange mating habits. All the young women of Newcastle

walk down the main street

which is called Hunter Street

for reasons that will become obvious

later on in the song.

All the young men of Newcastle

drive down Hunter Street

in their hot FJ Holdens

with chrome plated grease nipples

and double reverse

overhead twin cam door handles,

sitting eight abreast in the front seat,

and they lean out of the window

and say real cool things to the sheilas

on the footpath, like 'Aah g'day'.

And every now and then, of course,

one of the young ladies thinks to herself

Ummmm

she thinks

Ummmmm.

Chorus

Anyway there was this mob of blokes

driving down Hunter Street

in the front seat of the hot FJ

with chrome plated grease nipples

and twin overhead foxtails,

and the coolest of them all,

who got to sit near the window,

was young Norm.

And they pulled up outside

the Parthenon milk bar

and standing outside

the Parthenon was this beautiful looking sheila.

Oooh! Oooh! said young Normie

who'd come top of his class in English,

Ooooh! he said.

So he leaned out of the window,

and he said real, real suave like,

he said G'day.

This nine foot tall Hell's Angel

came out of the Parthenon milk bar,

looked at Norm and said

Arr, what are ya?

Norm said What are you?

Bloke on the footpath said

D'ya want a go, do ya mate, eh?

Norm said Yeah, d'you want a go, mate?

Bloke on the footpath said

Yeah I'll have a go

Norm said

D'you know who you're picking?

The bloke on the footpath said

Nah, who am I picking?

Norm said

You find out

And all of a sudden there was a break in the traffic,

and as any young Newcastle lad knows-

when you're getting monstered

by a nine foot tall Hells Angel

and there's a break in the traffic....

Chorus

[phantomchic]

Thought for the day

IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......you get three meals a day.

AT WORK.........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and

open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON.........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the

seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.

AT WORK...........you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then

they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON ........you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they're called managers.

IN PRISON.....you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get

out.

AT WORK ......you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go

inside bars.

Have a Good Day at Work!

[mbjunior99]

It's still raining here

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How many f*cktards are there on the roads???