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Who washes cars? I mean...Honestly?

Lumpy :laughing:

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Deluxe wash at Sydney car wash @ Baulkham Hills . Cracking Job they do to :spit: The Phoon groomed Saturday arvo, covered in mud, cow :pooh: and Bugs Sunday arvo :spit:

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So in other words...NO...YOU don't wash your car either :spit:

Lumpy :gooff:

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Your question Glumm .... sorry Lumper. "who washes cars anyway?" Well I told you didn't I :spit:

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this is why I diligently train the tin lids!!!!

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I cheated death today. I ate a whole Mars Bar all to myself.  :laughing:

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Hey smeggles just what it takes a little time to happen we can only hope it is not to long.

Ian

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Off for a couple of days again, more workies away

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Who washes cars? I mean...Honestly?

Lumpy :laughing:

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Not sure if I wash Precioussss "Honestly" ... but I do wash her. :spit:

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Deluxe wash at Sydney car wash @ Baulkham Hills . Cracking Job they do to :idunno: The Phoon groomed Saturday arvo, covered in mud, cow :pooh: and Bugs Sunday arvo :nono:

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Mine is nice and clean again (well the outside anyway...) after going through Laser Wash last night on the way home.

Surprising how many other people were washing their cars at 7pm on a Sunday night too.

Surprising too how many people use the pressure washer and clean it themselves rather than drive through the Laser Wash. Not like you save any money, I tried it once and actually spent more money. Also not like their cars were mega filthy and needed high pressure wash up under the mudguards. I've seen a guy in a suit doing his Beemer there one day, I have to wonder why.

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Ross all that time in the public service must have made you lethargic in everything you do. :laughing:

Whenever I go to the car wash I do it with the pressure hose $2 high pressure soap to get most of the dirt off, then the foamy brush. (clean brush with high pressure hose before use, in case the last b@stard to use it left it full of dirt)

Rush about covering the whole car with bubbles before the time runs out then go back over and clean it at your leisure.

Another $2 to rinse it all off.

The laser wash starts at about twice that and will only clean a CLEAN car. If its too dirty it just comes out the other side dirty and wet. :blink:

But I do perffer to do the job at home on the lawn with my Meguires wooley mit. :nono:

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I also like to do the job at home with my Meguires Wooley Mit.

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Oh.........sorry.........You were talking about washing cars.......

Silly me.... :nod:

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Oh Mack, you are such a card ... :spoton:

... you need to be dealt with. :blush:

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I use the can method. (used by other forum members)

1. rinse car (1 can, beer)

2. Wash car (another can, beer)

3. rinse car ( another 2 cans ,beer)

4. Dry car (another 2 bans, ceer)

5 Sit back and admire (anotha beeer or so)

6 Do tyres, vacuum car (mor bears)

7 If your not in a coma, do the upholstery

8. Take a nap.

Rest stops are recommended. :spoton:

Very Creepy.

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I cheated death today. I ate a whole Mars Bar all to myself.  :spoton:

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Hey smeggles just what it takes a little time to happen we can only hope it is not to long.

Ian

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Bite me Goldiefrock :spoton:

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Ross all that time in the public service must have made you lethargic in everything you do. :spoton:

Whenever I go to the car wash I do it with the pressure hose $2 high pressure soap to get most of the dirt off, then the foamy brush. (clean brush with high pressure hose before use, in case the last b@stard to use it left it full of dirt)

Rush about covering the whole car with bubbles before the time runs out then go back over and clean it at your leisure.

Another $2 to rinse it all off.

The laser wash starts at about twice that and will only clean a CLEAN car. If its too dirty it just comes out the other side dirty and wet. :spoton:

But I do perffer to do the job at home on the lawn with my Meguires wooley mit. :spoton:

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I've heard about the way you've "looking after" :fool: your car so far Alex so I might give your reccomendations a wide birth! :tease: I wouldn't use the car was brush if you paid me, regardless of how well it was cleaned before hand. :pooh:

I can really only wash my car at home on the driveway which is technically illegal with current water restrictions. :fool:

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