Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,981 Member For: 11y 10m 16d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 24/02/19 12:41 PM Share Posted 24/02/19 12:41 PM You spelt queef wrong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBAF Bronze Donating Members 2,156 Member For: 8y 4m 26d Posted 24/02/19 12:50 PM Share Posted 24/02/19 12:50 PM 23 minutes ago, I love kittens said: ... Tl;dr 22 minutes ago, Rab said: FTFY Exactly who am I? No one is the correct answer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 6y 8d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 24/02/19 12:54 PM Share Posted 24/02/19 12:54 PM If you look at your own character, you'll realise you pretty thin. You are nothing. A conscious that was given a name, and a few ideas. That's us. Enjoying our meaningless lifes https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk Make your own song, it's hilarious.😂 I tried the dating profile generator. This is fun. I sound like a catch. Could you be that special gracious (but not deranged) one for an optimistic housekeeper? Hey, How are you? I read your profile and you sound gracious. Are you interested in boxing? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm predatory and you'll have noticed my skinny toes. I hope these won't be a problem for you? Looking through your photos, you look very spiky and extremely moist. I particularly like your ruddy fingers. You're not deranged though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody deranged, so please put me out of my misery. Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my Woman, Hamster to the vet and said, "My Woman is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Hamster up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature." Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down." Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?" "No, because she's really heavy." Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping end users. My job as a housekeeper is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very optimistic man. Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how optimistic I can be. Wow 😂😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,127 Member For: 16y 9m Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 24/02/19 09:46 PM Share Posted 24/02/19 09:46 PM morning all, happy Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodycrashboy Feeling the Love :-) Bronze Donating Members 4,421 Member For: 11y 9m 10d Gender: Male Location: Not in Cairns anymore Posted 24/02/19 11:48 PM Share Posted 24/02/19 11:48 PM Morning Mr Hampsternator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBAF Bronze Donating Members 2,156 Member For: 8y 4m 26d Posted 24/02/19 11:49 PM Share Posted 24/02/19 11:49 PM Morning BCB. Keith how’s the wife? She make breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,127 Member For: 16y 9m Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 24/02/19 11:50 PM Share Posted 24/02/19 11:50 PM well, since I don't eat breakfast, and she made it for herself and she's not my wife, I'd say... yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Trust me bro... Gold Donating Members 16,045 Member For: 9y 11m 12d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 24/02/19 11:52 PM Share Posted 24/02/19 11:52 PM Morning hombres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,981 Member For: 11y 10m 16d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 24/02/19 11:55 PM Share Posted 24/02/19 11:55 PM Morning all - time for the 3rd coffee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Andrew Gold Donating Members 2,036 Member For: 9y 8m 19d Gender: Male Location: Canberra ACT Posted 25/02/19 12:18 AM Share Posted 25/02/19 12:18 AM Reading this while standing in the coffee line. Had a busy morning and suddenly realised what the hell I've only had one so far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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