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  • Is on holiday from communism
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Fluff is worse than me, she just gets away with it because she has boobs and a wizard sleeve. :riaa:

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yeah right lmfao.... maybe five years ago... I’m an old boring sack now.

 

  On 17/02/2019 at 7:01 AM, I love kittens said:

Sausage with mushroom on top...

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I don’t geddit

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@HRM Fluff of Cornwall

Tazzanz said needs more snags, you said you had one for lunch, I thought you were implying you had a pen*s for lunch.

 

Sausage with a mushroom on top.... see above pic. Sausage is the shaft, mushroom is the head. 

 

Joke ruined🙄

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Ok I geddit now... 

then yes your assumption was correct. 

Cheers 

thanks 

ta 

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  • Is on holiday from communism
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He say " gobble my knobble"

She say " slurp ma derp"

 

Neighbour yells " close your I ❤️ Bananasing blinds"

 

Did massive tree kill in the front and back yard, now I look like a tomato and my butt cheeks are burnt. Might have the day off. 

 

I'll send them a text saying "not coming in today, can't wear pants, my ass is red raw" 

 

That'll keep them guessing😏

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What can I say..... 

 

I'm a lucky man ;) 

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