ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 6y 12d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 14/01/19 08:41 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 08:41 AM Wife came in the room and said there's a green bug that's been in the other room for two days now, if you tell me what it is you get a blowjob. She was so sure I couldn't get it. Silly woman, man have google Thanks bug. I walked into the room and dropped my pants holding my phone, green lacewing bitch, suck it. Now I have to wait until after dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,139 Member For: 16y 9m 5d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 14/01/19 09:26 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 09:26 AM good job, bro... that's a win, if I've ever seen one haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Trust me bro... Gold Donating Members 16,057 Member For: 9y 11m 16d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 14/01/19 09:34 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 09:34 AM You know what else is a win? Don't fark her for a week and she'll let you stick it in her butt, fair dinkum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,813 Member For: 15y 4m 2d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 14/01/19 11:03 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 11:03 AM After making dinner for the fam I went out for a work dinner with some of the team to farewell one of our managers who’s been with us 14 years. Bastard is going to have some major time off and hasn’t even got a job yet.... jelly AF! Was a good meal...however now have a sore backside from sitting on a stool for two hours #brokencocyxlife 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 6y 12d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 14/01/19 11:07 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 11:07 AM 1 hour ago, Puffwagon said: stick it in her butt 2 minutes ago, Princess Fluffy said: now have a sore backside 1 hour ago, k31th said: good job This is how I entertain myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,139 Member For: 16y 9m 5d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 14/01/19 11:09 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 11:09 AM by filthy quote whoring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 6y 12d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 14/01/19 11:10 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 11:10 AM Haha, yes sir. Sorry sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Trust me bro... Gold Donating Members 16,057 Member For: 9y 11m 16d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 14/01/19 11:17 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 11:17 AM (edited) You wouldn't get a sore butt from me. I have heaps of lube and a pinky sized peepee. Edited 14/01/19 11:17 AM by Puffwagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 6y 12d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 14/01/19 11:22 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 11:22 AM So that's why she lets you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Trust me bro... Gold Donating Members 16,057 Member For: 9y 11m 16d Gender: Male Location: South Australia Posted 14/01/19 11:26 AM Share Posted 14/01/19 11:26 AM (edited) Yeah...she "lets me"... Edited 14/01/19 11:27 AM by Puffwagon Just cos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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