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Not sure were to post because I'm pissed off but also laughing me ass off.

 

Today NBN was meant to be connected between 7am and 2pm but never happened. So I rang Telstra about 4:30pm and they said the technician notes reads there was a problem with the conduit. Didn't think anything of it. They said they will get back to me to rebook next week. Sweet no worries.

It got the better of me so I went and checked my CCTV, well guess what...........NEVER TURNED UP...........FARK!!

So another call back to Telstra and this time not a happy camper, poor bugger copped it bad.

See what happens now..............MOFO's

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Farken filthy animals. Give em the chair!!!!

 

Insert suitably long rant here "" :bbq:

 

Jk, water off a ducks back man, you'll have it connected eventually :)

 

They probably had a doctors appointment for their anal warts and were too embarrassed to say so :yikes:

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LOL.........yeah all good but funny when they said they've been but never did. The camera never lies. :yeahyeah:

Poor bugger didnt know what to say when I told them I have camera's.

It's :bs: that we are forced to connected to NBN when the service is 5hit house. I'm happy with my ADSL2+

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Yeah my adsl2+ was fine too until they slowed it to 3 down and half up.

 

I'm thinking about using my saved up car part money for cameras.

 

I'm at the point now where I can notice the difference in the van between 95 and 98 so I can probably wait a while longer :ermm:

 

P.s. 98 rocks lol

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Haha reminds me of when the water people sent me a letter because they couldn't access the water meter in the front yard. When I rang up, they said the notes said the cover was too difficult to remove.

"You you mean the cover I just lifted with one hand, while my other hand was holding the phone to my ear to talk to you?"

"Oh, um, do you mind reading me the numbers on the meter while you are there?"

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Ha my meter guy gets the reading from a metre away lol.

 

He used to complain about his freeloading family (inlaws) but I guess he kicked them all out or they got jobs cos he seems a lot happier over the past few reads. 

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Americaaaa fark yeah!!!!! Comin back to save the muthafarken day yeah!!!

 

So yesterday I go to the kids assembly cos my boy was getting an award and they do the first verse of the anthem to kick it off. I'm like, fark it I'll sing instead of just standing there like everyone else. I farken nail it cos #lifetimesinger (but not loudly, just got very good pitch) and half a dozen people turn around to look.

 

I just think to myself, bros and broettes, don't just farken stand up and stare at me fools, farken sing ffs.

 

Ahhhh rant over :dancing:

 

Happy Friday :)

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