The Off Topic Thread.

[skidxr6t]

man perth police are so dammed corrupt I wouldn't be surprised if dropping the right name would get almost anything you want done.

 

Luckily there are plenty of good cops that have let me off for many things.

 

I don't know how you'd do it but I'd imagine you would want to build a slight rapport with the cop you are speaking to at the time.

 

I don't have preference for what the cops should be doing. If I was a cop I'd hate being told by society I should be doing this or doing that. as long as the laws being enforced fairly I'm fine with whatever they do.

Edited 09/09/16 11:39 PM by johnxr6t

[MattyP]

Morning all 

What a cracker of a day for a cruise 

[Ezy2Confuze]

Unfortunately I'm getting a little sick and tired of always fixing my car due to dip sh*ts.

 

Not being able to drive for nearly 14 years - due to eyesight problems - makes me value certain things more, which most people take for granted.

 

I've been here just over 9 years now and the last 12 months I've spent just over four thousand fixing damage that other I <3 Bananaswits have done.

 

I don't touch other peoples stuff, because I like most people, respect other peoples property, Perth however seems to have an abundance of low life I <3 Bananaswits, maybe that's the meth and other drugs.

[BAXRTUTE]

 

So to top off my awesome month,

 

Decided to cook a pork roast last night on the bbq in thongs and half cut.

 

Turns out hot oil burns good hey.

 

Actually doesnt hurt that much though which is a bonus

Edited 10/09/16 01:57 AM by BAXRTUTE

[stubbietubbie]

At least you're part of Fight Club now.

[Box stock T.]

Good thing you were wearing safety thongs or it could have been alot worse.

You just can't win mate.

Feel for ya mate. Ya luck has got turn soon buddy, surely nothing else crap can happen...

[BAXRTUTE]

Definitely gotta get a win soon lol

[Box stock T.]

Stay optimistic mate everybody goes through sh#t runs in there life. 

Has to end soon. 

[skidxr6t]

Had to press like but man getting burnt sucks.

 

burnt then burnt then actually burnt.

 

soon I hope the only thing being burnt is the tyres on ya done up ute

 

 

1 hour ago, Ezy2Confuze said:

I've been here just over 9 years now and the last 12 months I've spent just over four thousand fixing damage that other I <3 Bananaswits have done.

 

I reckon a lot of people have this idea that if nobody saw them do it, it never happened.  I am talking about ordinary people who have plenty of money to pay for damage they cause.

Edited 10/09/16 02:45 AM by johnxr6t

[Ezy2Confuze]

4 hours ago, BAXRTUTE said:

Actually doesnt hurt that much though which is a bonus

 

It might not hurt now but it's probably going to itch like a mofo later.  I've seen someone reach in to pick out a mobile that fell in a deep fryer - they were drunk and not thinking, just reacting - and it didn't look bad, just very pink shiny patches were the skin was but for weeks afterwards it was itching under the bandages he had on, which he says was the worst part.