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  • I <3 Floods
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glad he edited that.. I had no idea what 'Divers Enemy' was.. I just assumed it was a shark..

On that note:

Today for me, 1 meeting about the upcoming merger and why we should be excited (It's kinda hard to get excited when if you don't have a contract on your desk by the end of this month you won't have a job after the merge) and following right on from that we get to have a name and shame about what everyone has f*cked up in the last year.. The annoying part since I haven't f*cked anything up that anyone else knows about... I have to do the slideshow..

You there.. Person B.. You f*cked this.. How did you fix it? What have you learnt from this? Will you do it again?

Edited by Never had any say Panda
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  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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We had the name and shame yesterday - after a costly and time consuming fcukup. Lucky for me I will only me involved in the attempt to fix it when the parts get back - new parts needing to be cast and fitted and ready to go in three weeks, 8 of those days will be used up in freight each way. Estimated 10 days of work machining and casting leaves me and one other bloke 3 days to do about 120hrs worth of fitting so that 1.5tonne can spin near 5000rpm.

I told the boss yesterday he needs to add a gram of coke to the budget for the job.

He thought was joking :(

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I don't mind corzza. Night shift is 10hr shifts so gives me more days off.

Works out alright for you then mate

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wow everyone sh1t the bed this morning.

Morning all and good night.

All my work place training is done online and it has to be done every year.

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Well as if I didn't already know it but I've had an epiphany... R have thousands of dollars worth of toys in our house and being a normal day my son has played with the remotes, my phone, the laptop, whatever has buttons, tissues and now he's in the bath surrounded by expensive Lamaze toys and he's playing with the measuring cup I use to wash his hair... FML lol

How's everyone's day

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  • I'm getten too old for this s**t
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Just wait until you buy a new TV and he has the cardboard box to play with.....

Good times ahead for mini-jet

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I had that same realisation a while back fluff.. The tupperware cupboard is his favourite thing.. Or the air con remote because it beeps..

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