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Morning biatches.

Some arsehole put tape over the sensor of a colleague's mouse, and he's lost his sh*t, and I'm struggling to keep a straight face. We both torment the fck out of each other but it's never discussed or mentioned, we just retaliate in due course, but today might be different.

I did this once when I left on holidays.. except I did it to the entirety of engineering staff in a government department I was in and then pissed off on my honeymoon for 3 weeks..

Came back to every single thing on my desk wrapped in tin foil.. Every single pen was individually wrapped.

Oh and I forgot to comment.. Meat Trays are only won by me if at least one of a few key criteria are achieved

1. I am planning a big night out and this is the first stop

2. I'm staying in a motel and have no way to cook it

3. I've just left the pub and given my tickets to someone else because they were nearly an hour late in doing the draw..

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Last time I had a win was on a bucks day/night and won two frozen chooks at the bowls club. In the spirit of things they could not be left behind, had to covertly sneak them in to some establishments for some reason. Fck knows what happened to them in the end though.

Just came back from a meeting and the batteries were removed from my keyboard. :Doh: Even better that the MD was with me and waiting on something.

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If you haven't got a lock on your phone do it now. No need to unnecessarily open yourself up to having a phone set to Farsi or Cantonese language.

Older generation Nokia's were notoriously easy to prank this way.

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3 day week this week.

Oh mouse taping is rookie. You need to tape a little pic under there

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