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My head hurts..

Apparently when I go nuts on the town and wind up at a casino I should first disable the wife's Internet banking access..

Because you get back to the apartment and find a pillow and a blanket waiting for you with the couch cushions on the floor..

On the positive I managed to finish in front.. Thanks to a pure fluke on 'Perfect Pair'..

However I still had to take her to some French dudes shop 'Louie vitton?' And his girlfriend 'Chantelle' this morning..

Now I'm not brave enough to check my bank balance..

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Yeah I figured she can't of been too pissed..

Really pissed would of been either she's gone home, or locked the door of the bedroom and not left a blanket or pillow out..

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Haha sounds good..

On another note.. Found a pub/club thing not far from where I was staying.. $35 you can get a haircut from a stripper..

(It's called 'the grosvenor' I think tab.. FYI)

All of a sudden I realise my barber is ripping me off charging me $32.50 and no tits..

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My head hurts..

Apparently when I go nuts on the town and wind up at a casino I should first disable the wife's Internet banking access..

Because you get back to the apartment and find a pillow and a blanket waiting for you with the couch cushions on the floor..

On the positive I managed to finish in front.. Thanks to a pure fluke on 'Perfect Pair'..

However I still had to take her to some French dudes shop 'Louie vitton?' And his girlfriend 'Chantelle' this morning..

Now I'm not brave enough to check my bank balance..

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