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  • I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation
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Prob didn't help getting off the plane in a tshirt and short in 8 degree weather. I was fine the whole time up there

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  • Hench, but no longer shredded or tanned.
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  • Location: Canning Vale, W.A

I found a caterpillar in my house and slowly whispered this song into its tiny ear, imagining the horror and torture I was about to bring it... Then it looked up at me and it said "Take me away from all this" So I tied him very gently to a helium balloon and sent him floating away to oblivion. Now I sit and think why did I send him away? He was the only one who talked to me in days, and was actually nice and now hes gone. Im so bummed right now.

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  • Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag
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No call from Mick means

A) my car didn't get tuned today

B) it did and it went well

C) it let go and blew sh*t everywhere and he's pushed it out onto the road and left it there.

A little bit of column C. It's still in the shop though not out on the street.

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He can't push it out onto the street because he's got another car in front of it..

Just wait till he moves the other car..

Also.. I'm over this actually doing work stuff.. HOLY CRAP!

I've been doing overtime that is actually working.. Not just blabbering to some *beep* on the phone and getting paid for it..

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