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  • I'm getten too old for this s**t
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  • Member For: 11y 8m 6d
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  • Location: A big bridge over a river in South Australia

I'll tell you what you've realllly got to look forward to from now on Freaky.....

wakeing 1 or 2 times during the night to go to the loo

when you bend over to pick something up, you will make funny noises as you stand up straight again

ear hair

still thinking that your eyesight is "fine"

middle age spread and your jeans just don't seem to fit right

your bones will, for some un-known reason, hurt

you will not help but fart whilst standing there having a pi$$

Your ears and nose will continue to grow whilst everything (yes everything) else shrinks

the slightest bump will leave a bruise

&

ummmmmmm, what was the last 1, I forgot

but happy birthday anyway

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happy birthday to me

from mum

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Instead of pics of Future wife he has pics of dog next to him.. Lol

And are they cum stains on carpet from watching to much Internet porn?

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