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It shouldn't be just one day a year you say I love you to that someone special, should be every day. Today is just another day for the money hungry retailers to up the price. Some goes for easter bloody chocolate 500g bag of eggs $10...........WTF!

But the solid easter eggs are the best though, once you start it's hard to stop........ so yum!

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Hospital physio called me up today saying I had to come in urgently for my 1 week post op consult.

Told him to check how long it's been since my operation (more than 2 months). Awkward moment followed.

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Yep all that Valentine's stuff is over priced and sh*t....

Hence why I bought jet a 1L bottle of jack Daniels, 2 British mars bars and some peanut m&m's .... none of which had any mark up coz not Valentine's day sh*t...

Although can't complain... bought some nice new lengire that was on special coz of V day... winning

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It's not gonna fit soon :-P

Cozbuninoven..

I decided to pick up Chinese for valentines day dinner... I'm spoiling myself.. Later we might get frisky also..

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According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick they would press Their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal, Sister Paschal, decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, Sister Paschal asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no

lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers.... and then there are educators...

...off topic.

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It's not gonna fit soon :-P

Cozbuninoven..

I decided to pick up Chinese for valentines day dinner... I'm spoiling myself.. Later we might get frisky also..

That was the problem needed some new bras--- gone from dd to f cup now :(

Still perky though...

I dis pick up some orher special things for tonight ;)

Lucky jets like freeze and finds pregnant woman sexy lol

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I'd like to see a scientific study on how it is that after it rains peoples driving ability ceases to exist

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It would like to see when it starts to exist.

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