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  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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Haha one of my old bosses got in sh*t because he wanted staff who weren't likely to flit off somewhere after a couple months.

First question - do you have a mortgage

Second question - do you have kids

Third question - do you smoke..

Answering yes to question number three guaranteed you wouldn't be employed..

had an old boss who used to ask the first two, seemed to work well.

when I did my trade any girls who applied were instantly put in the no pile . . . . . . coz a hottie would be a safety hazard

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When I was baking girls went in the no pile.. We tried a a couple and they always used to faint in the heat..

However in this job, girls seem to be pretty good.. Especially when dealing with clients.. Throw a hot bitty in the room taking notes and the clients want to come back for more meetings.. Which means more money for next to no work on our behalf..

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dags fix this chit ffs

Yeh prolly in latest contractor mag just had a giggle

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Morning all!!

There is a house being built across te road from me - does anyone know if there is a time that they can't bring loud trucks into a suburban street before? It's just that their truck woke me up before 6am.

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They were using the crane at 6.

Been having issues sleeping recently - this didn't help. Haven't had a decent nights sleep is weeks

:(

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Blame pazzo for that Adie..

You'd need to check with your local council Adie.. but different areas have different restrictions.. 6am - 6pm is an acceptable time frame for operation of machinery/power tools in some areas. Years ago it used to be 7am-7pm..

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Why is it I watched this video and instantly I thought to myself.. "This is what definitely happens in Melbourne every Friday night"..

Yeah that's right.. I'm looking at you pazzo..

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