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A good kick will stop snoring...farken hate it.... A guy in the donger next to me Moranbah was so bad he made the whole thing rattle...he was too big to say anything too so I slept in the van...in winter.

Speaking of gangsters..lol. I learnt Bon Jovi's Dead or alive last night.. He is a dick but a great song to play on guitar...anywho I cooked him dinner once. Had a mate named Ian Saxon who was the touring manager for Frontier touring company... he..Bon J was touring and in Noosa so Ian asked me to cook his dinner.

Ian ended up being a very naughty boy.....Pretty sure he would be dead now. He did 15 in Lithgow then they moved him to Cessnock.. Poor bugger, was a real nice bloke and had the most amazing handwriting

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Sitting in the tea room with all the ladys, 1 of them needs a root so shes asking if anyone has good looking friends.. I thought of here straight away

pass my number on to her for me

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*beep*.

But getting back to the accident, anyone know how it actually happened?

Bloke in the ute was swerving in and out of lanes. The trucks were in the far left lane. Ute lost control and went up embankment and rolled.

Trucks swerved to miss the ute and ended up nose to tail, second truck punched the first through the barrier...

Pretty extreme!

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Fark. What a cockhead. Any word on the cats?

Candy Goonan, who lives nearby, said she heard five bangs, then a screech, then another five bangs.

"It was so loud it scared my cats from the driveway," she said.

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