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  • FREAKY
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fair enough ciaran

ok here guys try this...

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair

2. U can't wash your eyes with soap

3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in fool.

10 Things
I
know about you...

1) U are reading this

2) U are human.

3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips

4) U just attempted to do it

6) U are laughing at yourself

7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5

8)
U just checked to see if there is a No.5

9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.

10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

funny?

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  • Thooperrrrrrr
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After getting fooled in the first lot, I didn't attempt to say P - but I didnt notice there wasnt a number 5 haha.

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  • You've changed man....
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Our power is out. Housemates daughter says, oh no. Does that mean the toilet wont flush?

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  • Turboless
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If that's the chick with a kid staino...she's retarded. This world is fcked these days with the amount of stupid kunts out there.

Fell off the roof again today. Landed on my feet though and went ape sh*t at the boss for not having any weight of the truss when it was coming down. Fark!!! Why am I still doing this job. Wanna blow up this cockhead drillers truck for screwing me round. Karma kunt...its coming

:banghead: what a day I've had..ready to punch someone in the head.

Stop calling thestaino <3 bananas USA basketball team the dream team. That was back in 1992 and with far better players than now ffs! No Jordan..no Magic..no Larry...definitely not a dream team! Arrrgghhhh

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  • ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE...
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say yes it wont flush now ............................pee on me ill hold it for u ....................in my belly button

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If that's the chick with a kid staino...she's retarded. This world is fcked these days with the amount of stupid kunts out there.

Fell off the roof again today. Landed on my feet though and went ape sh*t at the boss for not having any weight of the truss when it was coming down. Fark!!! Why am I still doing this job. Wanna blow up this cockhead drillers truck for screwing me round. Karma kunt...its coming

:banghead: what a day I've had..ready to punch someone in the head.

Stop calling thestaino <3 bananas USA basketball team the dream team. That was back in 1992 and with far better players than now ffs! No Jordan..no Magic..no Larry...definitely not a dream team! Arrrgghhhh

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out.

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  • billet turbos and weathered engines dont mix
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SHY, get yourself a boxing bag or an old set of tyres, latter is for blowing them of your car when your frustrated like I do!

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