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Nope I was a good boy.

Had a date with a blue eyes blonde Buddha head. She was really nice. Known her thru work for the last three years.

Even better I fell asleep and she thinks I'm cute cause of it.

I've dated maybe thirty middle aged single mothers in the last ten years. Seriously my lack of respect for most of them is truly justified. I've been back for seconds with two.

And I actually would like a girlfriend.

I will even jump thru a hoop or two.

But I will not chase love or try to be who they want me to be. I am me and been me for as long as I can remember.

If they cant accept that then hey, I am pretty happy. Kinda hitting the shoite and piss like I never have in my life before. But I cant race bikes, play footy, tennis or any hard sport while my back is farked. Sick to death of pain killers. So go large and have fun I say.

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Lol yeh ciaran that's henz's bro. Drives the na (obviously lol) with awesome rims + fitment. Lotta poke :leghump:

Haha xr..love a Buddha? Aren't they full strict and sh*t with the religion?

All I think of when I hear monk is hangover 2 looollll :rofl:

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hahah yeah read that, no f*cks given at all from that guy! lol

Lol wen he asked Daz about Na's Daz was the biggest duesche, now He makes more power for a lot less $$

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Some are, then they would be zealouts with anything they did.

She smokes drinks and eats the meat. No cow but everything else.

My sister is a very high ranking Buddhist priest. Like right up there. And she is madder than I am. Serious she is like really out there. Cracks me up.

All these people worship and adore her. And I laugh at her and rub her blad head lol

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Lol xr..tbh I didn't even know female monks existed. Or are they just saying they are and you haven't done the crutch check? Haha :P

Damn shop that had baked potatoes wasn't open..went to the bakehouse a few shops down and got a chicken focaccia..fark could've gone another it was that good! Finished with an apple slice lol twas noice..

Love how straight up your brother was in the post henz hahaha..but I guess what else do you expect from a boxer lmao :|

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I called into this schmancy bakery, has gormet beef roll, $8 on the board. I bought that sounds good, I'll get one of them. Ladie comes out, asks if I want chutney or sauce, I decide to go with sauce.

This is what I got.

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