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I've had contracts with the fedral and state gov as my only income per annmum. Had the same with Telstra and now Aus post. They don't give jack shoite towards your super. Specially if your not smart enough to put it in your tender. Don't forget it on holidays and relief workers too.

Gambling is the only vice I have tried that I don't like. If I put one dollar on a horse it will pull up lame for sure.

Figure I risk my neck enough so no need to work on the wallet.

I use to do my own bookwork, It's pretty basic. But this year I relented and give it to a bookkeeper for $25 an hour. She presents it wrapped and done to the accountant. That pays her wage basically from what I save on that pratt. And if her guesstamets are close she is getting me better returns than he farken did.

I was a naughty boy a long while ago. I still get audited every year back five to seven years. And they charge me compounded interest of 19.99% on those fines.

Believe me you don't want the tax department mad at you. They have no sense of humour and very long memories

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Guy I work with averages 10k a year and uses it to pay for his golf trip, bets on the horses.

Benny?

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Haha, na. Benny's been off crook for 6 weeks. Back tommorow. Will be squill ions of story's.

He got 120% in a quady Paying $700 last week.

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For some reason I'm a lucky *beep*... In the last year I would have spent $400 on all of it and taken home $3000... LOL

I rarely do it... But when I do... For some reason I pick the right sh*t! Pisses people off around me. Last year on about 22nd Dec, I walked into pub on last day of work... Everyone else taking ages to get there... f*ck it.. I'll put $20 in... Won the $820 jackpot! LOL didn't have any idea how it happened!

About a month ago... Went into Kelly's pub in Cranny. Slap $50 in... Thought I was on 10c machine... Wasn't watching credits... Collect and walked out with $850! Was on $1 machine!

My sister hates how tinny I am... Hope I haven't jinxed myself??!

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Yeah... Except my daughter is sick so didn't go to kinder... We've been playing with dolls, barbies, bunnings for an art project and play on playground and then JB hifi to get hi5, my little pony and the gruffalo... LOL

Would prefer to be sleeping!

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