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:finger: back Mistress Kitty.

The site has lacked your feline wit during your absence....

I'm sure you'll get up to speed real soon.

PS... Where have you been?

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  • Itty Bitty Kitty Kar
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All these welcome backs, brings a tear to my eye....

Hey, this is sounding suspiciously on topic....

*gets out whip*

Now form an orderly queue gentlemen.....

The beatings will be recommencing and for all you QLD folk a personal appearance will be in order in less than a week!

*polishes the patent leather*

Any orders of fireworks or Pr0n from good ole Canberra?

:finger:

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All these welcome backs, brings a tear to my eye....

Hey, this is sounding suspiciously on topic....

*gets out whip*

Now form an orderly queue gentlemen.....

The beatings will be recommencing and for all you QLD folk a personal appearance will be in order in less than a week!

*polishes the patent leather*

Any orders of fireworks or Pr0n from good ole Canberra?

:finger:

Hmm... Where bouts in QLD??? :lol:

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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Ah, Mistress Kitty ... I can honestly say the place hasn't been the same without you ...

IT'S BEEN PEACEFUL!!! :thumbsup:

I've run amok without your (guiding) hand to correct and disipline my wanton ways ... :pics:

Should I await your instructions, or just assume the position now? :pics:

:k24t:

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All these welcome backs, brings a tear to my eye....

Hey, this is sounding suspiciously on topic....

*gets out whip*

Now form an orderly queue gentlemen.....

The beatings will be recommencing and for all you QLD folk a personal appearance will be in order in less than a week!

*polishes the patent leather*

Any orders of fireworks or Pr0n from good ole Canberra?

:finger:

I will be ready to give you a right royal smacking on monday night miss kitty. :finger::finger:

Arron will have to make do with a hand shake.

Ian

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  • The Bionic Man - half man-half titanium
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Hi Kitty

I was going to post this on another thread but considering this is the 'off topic' thread I'll do it here.

After all this talk about bidet's I thought I would dicuss how really dumb some other countries are with their waste removal.

In some Asian countries, the water in the bowl is right up to the top and when you sit on them, they wet your date...uugh !

In Germany, they have a little platform and your 'brown present' just sits on this platform until a shot of water pushes it into a hole at the back of the bowl. It's designed like that so you can examine your stools ( why you would want to I don't really know)

Just thought I would post this interesting discussion

Welcome back Kitty Kat :)

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In Germany, they have a little platform and your 'brown present' just sits on this platform until a shot of water pushes it into a hole at the back of the bowl. It's designed like that so you can examine your stools ( why you would want to I don't really know)

Main reason is to be able to inspect one's stools...... :ta: ( I sh*t you NOT )

The Germans eat a lot of pork, and lots of other uncooked styles of meat, and tapeworms can establish themselves in the bowel. The old German style toilet allowed for easy inspection.

I guess another advantage, is that you don't get any splashback. :ta:

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