HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 22y 1m 20d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 23/03/04 04:54 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 04:54 AM HAHAHASorry Ken, got carried away. :banghead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLDIE My new toy Lifetime Members 5,344 Member For: 21y 8m 2d Gender: Male Location: stanthorpe wine capital of qld. Posted 23/03/04 05:20 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 05:20 AM Because of the elephants kennyIan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffnstuff Member 287 Member For: 22y 1m 23d Posted 23/03/04 06:54 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 06:54 AM Ever noticed how when your surfing for porn and you know the long AVI download is just about to end (56k link) and your hiding it at the bottom of your XP window and just as the wife walks in to say night night the bas*ard finishes and pops itself up in MS Media player and makes you break out into a sweat as you dive on the cancel button ???? I haven't : blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 5m 24d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 23/03/04 07:14 AM Author Share Posted 23/03/04 07:14 AM I've had a feeling for a while now, and only lately has it become apparent to me that things like the porn download example by p'n's are actually carefully planned and executed to happen at the worst possible time.... now bear with me here ... I'm convinced that in-animate objects of all kinds have "got it in for me". :o ... it's true, no matter what I do or when I do it, sh*t happens to make the task at hand fail, or at least becomes sooo difficult. Simple thinks, for example, tying a shoelace will end in the greatest birdsnest when you most want to get your shoes on quickly. Call me crazy (and I'm sure you will ) but it's true! Everything's out to get me ... but they won't ... they can't ... cause I'm smarter than they are ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pym Member 332 Member For: 21y 5m 23d Location: Sydney, Australia Posted 23/03/04 08:53 AM Share Posted 23/03/04 08:53 AM Ever noticed how when your surfing for porn and you know the long AVI download is just about to end (56k link) and your hiding it at the bottom of your XP window and just as the wife walks in to say night night the bas*ard finishes and pops itself up in MS Media player and makes you break out into a sweat as you dive on the cancel button ???? I haven't : blush: I sure know that feeling...what's worse is showing your boss a comical clip, and media player opens showing the name of the movie last played, whilst loading the new movie.Now that did happen to me, and I nearly died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbotom Team Bute Donating Members 1,550 Member For: 21y 5m 9d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 23/03/04 10:05 PM Share Posted 23/03/04 10:05 PM Found a European Wasp nest in reserve next door yesterday.Contacted the council, so they could eradicate it, and got some bimbo on the line questioning my recognition skills. "What did they look like?" she asked. "Well", I said, "they had a yellow body with stripes surrounding them." "They were a little smaller than a typical honey bee, but definitely a different shape and colouring."So she says in a condescending tone..." So they COULD be a bee!" " What colour legs did they have?" she asked in what sounded to me like a smartarse tone. "I don't know!" I replied. "I didn't get close enough to see its legs.""How can you be sure they were European wasps and Not locals?" So I replied, "'Cause our neighbour hasn't had problems when he cooks his Ausie snags, but when I've got Italian sausages and Kranskies on the barbie, a whole swarm of them drop in unexpectedly." It got quiet for a moment, then she said they'd send someone to have a look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 4d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 23/03/04 10:18 PM Share Posted 23/03/04 10:18 PM "How can you be sure they were European wasps and Not locals?" So I replied, "'Cause our neighbour hasn't had problems when he cooks his Ausie snags, but when I've got Italian sausages and Kranskies on the barbie, a whole swarm of them drop in unexpectedly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpy What's happening? Lifetime Members 1,605 Member For: 22y 20d Gender: Male Location: Steel City, NSW Posted 24/03/04 03:38 AM Share Posted 24/03/04 03:38 AM This is my 1000th post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 5m 24d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 24/03/04 03:57 AM Author Share Posted 24/03/04 03:57 AM This is my 1000th post. YEH!!! Dags, we're going to need a biscuit here. Congrats Trumpy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aniken I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Donating Members 4,316 Member For: 22y 4d Gender: Male Location: Sydney, south west Posted 24/03/04 03:58 AM Share Posted 24/03/04 03:58 AM This is my 1000th post. Welcome to the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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