Anybody Scared Of Spiders?

[ZAP]

I have huge mancans when it comes to spiders.

We had this huge huntsman run over the headlining above my head while driving the Terri.

My wife screamed, I saw it run about a inch from my head while doing 80.

I found a safe place to pull over quickly and both me and the wife jumped out. We left the kids in the car who thought it was funny (2.5yo & 6mth) and then it ran onto the roof as I opened the boot.

I finally flicked off and introduced it to my size 13.

I also still have a mark on the roof where I punched one into the headlining.

The only good spider is a dead one.

[saleen]

Come on fellas post up your biggest and hairiest............

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All her hair is starting to fall out now though

:oohwoah:

[Buf-Phoon]

and here's me thinking it was a Brazilian :oohwoah:

[Dagabond]

Fcken Orb Spiders there was a plague of the brstrds one year we were camping on the banks of the Murray, hundreds of them were raining out of the tree's all night long onto the tents and sliding off the sides.....thmpp...zzzzzzz....thmmppp..zzzzzzz....thmppp....zzzzzzz..... all friggen night.....

You'd wonder off for a piss or to check your night lines and come back lookin like a snow storm had swept through the joint....

[phantomchic]

Just a tip for those big hairy ones, instead of killing them use a hair dryer to push out the house.. that's how they make spiders 'act' in movies..

Mike

if that works your my no 2 hero

most of the time my special buddy "snaps" the cat, hunts them down and disposes of them thoughtfully.

I HATE THEM !!!! they are arrogant and angry where as a "joe blakey" will just slither away.

[phantomchic]

I have huge mancans when it comes to spiders.

We had this huge huntsman run over the headlining above my head while driving the Terri.

My wife screamed, I saw it run about a inch from my head while doing 80.

I found a safe place to pull over quickly and both me and the wife jumped out. We left the kids in the car who thought it was funny (2.5yo & 6mth) and then it ran onto the roof as I opened the boot.

I finally flicked off and introduced it to my size 13.

I also still have a mark on the roof where I punched one into the headlining.

The only good spider is a dead one.

that's GOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carps]

I had a monster of a huntsman run down the windscreen of the T the other day as I was approaching a roundabout, almost got the front wiped out because I was freaking out watching this spider trying to determine whether it was on the inside or outside, lucky these things have performance brakes.... Saw it run into the engine bay, and pulled over pretty quick. As I was getting out I saw it crawl up the side of the tray under the hardcover. Called my mate who's a Ford mechanic and was like "can this thing get inside the cab while I'm driving?" "Keep your windows closed and you should be right....."

This thing was easily bigger than your hand.

[XR6T8080]

congrats dude

I've got man cans when it comes to spiders

yes but did it cure my fear of spiders ??? nooooo. id say if I do it a bit it will probably help

I couldnt get the thing off me fast enough, you should have seen the look on my face in the first photo we took.

[Jordz xr6 fan]

My Mum has told me a few good stories about spiders and ill share them with you guys.

Once my mum was riding her bike when she was young and was riding no hands and put her hands under the seat and felt something very big and hairy she jumped off the bike it crashed and the seat chopped the spider in two this thing was massive and all this bright green goo was coming out of it she said it would have to be the size of like a dinner plate.

I was in the car with my mate when I was about 8 we had just pulled out of the driveway and heading down the road which is down hill this massive huntsman's legs where hanging down over the sun viser mum screamed and jumped out of the car while me and my friend where still in it rolling down the hill I ended up stopping the car by jumping in the drivers seat and putting the brake on. One of the more stupider things my mum has done.

I was outside and mum was pulling this plant out of the pot and a big ass wolf spider came out scared my mum like nothing before this thing was hell pissed to it had its fangs exposed and its legs in the air.

This one is one of my stories I was young and I walked out of the laundry and walked past one of my little brothers he was about 3 at the time and he had these big fury legs sticking out of his mouth and I just looked at him weird and walked past then he goes into the laundry where my mum was and she starts screaming and telling him to spit it out and him being 3 and all didn't understand and started crying. I thought nothing of it at the time.

When getting rid of spiders from in the house I get a plastic container and a piece of cardboard and I put the container over the spider so it cant go anywhere then I slide the cardboard under the container hold it together walk outside and open it with a flinging motion.