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Bitch Slap simultaneously give it a 2/10 and a 10/10...

10 for Julia Voth.

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Vampire Academy 2/10 the trailer was better, it's like a cross between Harry Potter and Twilight a complete friggin rushed hodge podge for the end scene ploy of a sequel.

Her 5/10 Joaquin Phoenix in love with an O/S voiced by Scarlett Johansson, Joaq spends the whole flick acting the awkward ass he is, I give it 5 for Scarletts sultry voice. The stupidity of her becoming enlightened and growing beyond his human presence is friggin annoying...never heard of a fire wall and format Joaq?...

Veronica Mars embarrassingly I give it a 6/10 didnt mind it, never watched the TV series but it got 2Million in start up funds on Kickstarter the first day so I gave it a go. Plus its got Kirsten Bell in it...

Nymphomaniac Vol I & II 2/10 weird weird flick got a lot of big names in it and Shia LaBeouf goin full penetration in one scene. It's along the lines of Human Centipede though going for the shock value.

The Art of the Steal 7/10 worth a watch, very much in the vain of Oceans with Kurt Russell in lead.

That Awkward Moment 1/10 chick flick.

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Vampire Academy 2/10 the trailer was better, it's like a cross between Harry Potter and Twilight a complete friggin rushed hodge podge for the end scene ploy of a sequel.

I put that on last night... I'll stick it out with a movie no matter how bad it is, but I had to make an exception with this one. It's SO bad that I struggled to get through the first hour and turned it off shortly after that.

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Yeah I was looking forward to it after I posted the trailer a few pages ago but was severely let down.

The brunette that plays the lead....

Couldnt work out why I had an immediate liking for the lead character......
Zoey Deutch is the daughter of Lea Thompson(Back To The Future), she has that same kind of cocky been there done that demeanor as her mother.

....is pretty good, lookin forward to seeing her in a better show.

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A whole month without a decent movie to watch... :thumbdown:

Steering clear of The Railway Man it'll bore me to tears.

Monument men was average

Lego movie was shite.

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X-Men: Days of Future Past wasn't bad. Director from the original movie, Bryan Singer returns and thankfully he received some tips from James Cameron about how not to ruin a past-future timeline movie.

First X-Men movie that's not focused solely on Wolverine is a fresh change of pace.

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