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How To Get Back At Your Enemies


Kimberley Scott

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Here's one for ya:

I got a call last week from a 24hr alarm-monitoring company telling me that some random person's home alarm had been activated. I didn't know the person and I don't have an alarm (my place is secured by Smith & Wesson) so I kindly explained that they must have the wrong number.

The next day they called back with the same message, and the next, and the next. Each time they furnished me with more and more information so after a week I had this person's name, their address and now I was getting a call each time their alarm system was offline. Add to this the fact that I own a decent getaway vehicle the temptation was tangible.

Anyway, I was getting a little fed up at being woken up in the morning and telling them to remove my number from their callup list. So this morning when they called I answered the phone and yelled in a panicked voice "Thank God you've called, the neighbour's house is on fire and my children have just been kidnapped by a Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster" and promptly hung up.

So far no more calls...

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One we did for muck up day was obtain three cops and label them 1, 2 and 4 prior to letting them loose in the school. Teachers catch 1, 2 and 4 and spend the rest of the day looking for number 3.

Gladwrap on the toilet seat in conjunction with laxatives and removing the toilet lightbulb and replacing the toilet paper with sand paper is amusing too.

f*cking brilliant, absolutely f*cking brilliant!!!

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A good one is too get on the roof of your enemies, remove a few tiles and climb in, and then dump fish into the wall cavities and roof. It will rot within a few days and it will absolutely stink the place up, and they will have no idea how to get rid of the smell, it will be impossible to trace where its coming from.

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Fair means, not foul, is the achievment pinnacle of success here, Scotty.

Speaking of which....

Mate of mine had a VERY rough time from a certain Govt Official - in fact, enough of a rough time that he organised a truck home delivery of 3 cubic metres of 12mm blue metal aggregate (stone) onto this guys front lawn while he was at work. Reckons it was the best cash he's ever spent. Years later - and this guys still kicking up the stuff when he mows....

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