sixfan Flaccid Member Donating Members 2,503 Member For: 21y 7m 4d Gender: Male Location: NOONAMAH, go figure..... Posted 22/12/07 03:47 AM Share Posted 22/12/07 03:47 AM and here I was thinking you were a kind and gentle person fourfan Waddaya mean? I didn't post up any of the really nasty stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegSpec Cruise Control 1,417 Member For: 17y 11m 27d Gender: Male Location: Macksville NSW. Posted 22/12/07 04:53 AM Share Posted 22/12/07 04:53 AM ok, so which step-aunty spanked you too hard in a past life bionic??? you're one tapped mutha f*cker!! But guys...Im just warming up........so heres another one.....One quick and dirty trick. You can get some powdered milk from the store, its not dear in bulk, Keep it for a few months. Perfectly fine to store for long periods of time. Once you have the time and gumption to go and do something this is a good one to do. You will have to wait for rainy season or better yet just a brief night rainstorm. Here in Sydney that happens often in the summer time, which is a damn fine time to do it. What you will do is take a lot....I mean a lot of powdered milk and spread it all over the intended victims yard. You can not spread this thinly. You have to use a lot. I have done as thin as 1cm thickness spread on the lawn and in the Gardens. The rain will activate the dried milk and they are left with a white foamy mess in the front. Here is the best part. Most will think it is an oddity and most times will not clean it off. Once the daytime comes around it will start to soak into the lawn and dry out. I bet you know what old hot milk smells like, dont ya? Well this is a rancid, putrid smell that will linger for approximately a week. Works well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 3m 13d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 22/12/07 06:38 AM Share Posted 22/12/07 06:38 AM and here I was thinking you were a kind and gentle person fourfan Waddaya mean? I didn't post up any of the really nasty stuff.I shudder to think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberley Scott www.australianflag.org.au Donating Members 6,763 Member For: 19y 5m 8d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 22/12/07 07:03 AM Author Share Posted 22/12/07 07:03 AM Best thread ever, loving it.Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief_XR6T Member 425 Member For: 17y 8m 21d Gender: Female Location: Adelaide Posted 29/12/07 10:10 AM Share Posted 29/12/07 10:10 AM I'm only 24... not an adult yet! haha.Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional!I know of a couple a girls schools that got, a huge c*ck on their ovals...some with the following captions... "just touch it" "Chicks love the c*ck"LOLwas going to do it on a golf course with a FWD magna could get 4WD drift this was on private road and not gravel proper road surface so yea I reckon I could easily do a c*ck like shape on a oval in a carbut ya I thought it through and said to my self only degenerates would do such an evil and stupid thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooltint Member 686 Member For: 21y 8m 6d Gender: Male Location: Gold Coast QLD Posted 30/12/07 09:41 AM Share Posted 30/12/07 09:41 AM I haven't laughed so much in ages, you guys are seriously disturbed, keep it coming.Big AL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP300 Donating Members 842 Member For: 19y 3m 12d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 30/12/07 10:05 AM Share Posted 30/12/07 10:05 AM This is one funny thread ... the poo in the margarine is the best so far. I had to call the missus over to read it we laughed hard for over 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fnp Member 38 Member For: 18y 4m 19d Location: Perth Posted 30/12/07 10:50 AM Share Posted 30/12/07 10:50 AM One we did for muck up day was obtain three cops and label them 1, 2 and 4 prior to letting them loose in the school. Teachers catch 1, 2 and 4 and spend the rest of the day looking for number 3.Gladwrap on the toilet seat in conjunction with laxatives and removing the toilet lightbulb and replacing the toilet paper with sand paper is amusing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbotrana Member 2,586 Member For: 21y 8m 25d Gender: Male Posted 30/12/07 11:35 AM Share Posted 30/12/07 11:35 AM The poo thing reminds me of some _ankers at school who used to live close to a golf course and use to say how they would lay their turds in the putting hole.So just imagine doing a great putt then fetching your golf ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief_XR6T Member 425 Member For: 17y 8m 21d Gender: Female Location: Adelaide Posted 30/12/07 12:26 PM Share Posted 30/12/07 12:26 PM lol ewwwwbut mmmmmmmmmm its genius we should all go on a cruise some time and lay some turds down in some putting holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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