turbotrana Member 2,586 Member For: 21y 8m 26d Gender: Male Posted 30/12/07 04:13 PM Share Posted 30/12/07 04:13 PM oh dear, has this started something. Doesnt matter, never liked golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakypete83 Member 4 Member For: 17y 1m 15d Location: Newcastle Posted 04/01/08 01:52 PM Share Posted 04/01/08 01:52 PM Here's one for ya:I got a call last week from a 24hr alarm-monitoring company telling me that some random person's home alarm had been activated. I didn't know the person and I don't have an alarm (my place is secured by Smith & Wesson) so I kindly explained that they must have the wrong number.The next day they called back with the same message, and the next, and the next. Each time they furnished me with more and more information so after a week I had this person's name, their address and now I was getting a call each time their alarm system was offline. Add to this the fact that I own a decent getaway vehicle the temptation was tangible.Anyway, I was getting a little fed up at being woken up in the morning and telling them to remove my number from their callup list. So this morning when they called I answered the phone and yelled in a panicked voice "Thank God you've called, the neighbour's house is on fire and my children have just been kidnapped by a Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster" and promptly hung up.So far no more calls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superdan Well-Hard Bangin' Member Member 3,422 Member For: 17y 4m 6d Gender: Male Location: Perff, WA Posted 04/01/08 02:22 PM Share Posted 04/01/08 02:22 PM One we did for muck up day was obtain three cops and label them 1, 2 and 4 prior to letting them loose in the school. Teachers catch 1, 2 and 4 and spend the rest of the day looking for number 3.Gladwrap on the toilet seat in conjunction with laxatives and removing the toilet lightbulb and replacing the toilet paper with sand paper is amusing too.f*cking brilliant, absolutely f*cking brilliant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberley Scott www.australianflag.org.au Donating Members 6,763 Member For: 19y 5m 9d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 04/04/08 10:01 AM Author Share Posted 04/04/08 10:01 AM Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubJimbo ŠύЂפֿĺmβø ™ Donating Members 1,216 Member For: 16y 11m 25d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 04/04/08 11:44 AM Share Posted 04/04/08 11:44 AM Kimbo, Didnt you post up before about thread mining!? But really, What a great thread.. I LOVE the pig idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tree Monkey Member 685 Member For: 17y 17d Gender: Male Location: brisvagas / Manly Posted 04/04/08 11:49 AM Share Posted 04/04/08 11:49 AM Nah, that just being a cu*t.not if they have a holden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom XR6 Member 1,460 Member For: 21y 8m Location: Geelong Victoria Posted 05/04/08 04:40 AM Share Posted 05/04/08 04:40 AM A good one is too get on the roof of your enemies, remove a few tiles and climb in, and then dump fish into the wall cavities and roof. It will rot within a few days and it will absolutely stink the place up, and they will have no idea how to get rid of the smell, it will be impossible to trace where its coming from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny G Team Grandpa Qualified Donating Members 809 Member For: 19y 10m 13d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane North. Posted 05/04/08 10:53 AM Share Posted 05/04/08 10:53 AM Fair means, not foul, is the achievment pinnacle of success here, Scotty.Speaking of which....Mate of mine had a VERY rough time from a certain Govt Official - in fact, enough of a rough time that he organised a truck home delivery of 3 cubic metres of 12mm blue metal aggregate (stone) onto this guys front lawn while he was at work. Reckons it was the best cash he's ever spent. Years later - and this guys still kicking up the stuff when he mows.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 8m 1d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 05/04/08 10:49 PM Share Posted 05/04/08 10:49 PM My favourite is putting centipedes in to opponent's cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senna_T Forged Member Lifetime Members 15,818 Member For: 17y 10m 19d Gender: Male Location: SW Sydney Posted 05/04/08 10:57 PM Share Posted 05/04/08 10:57 PM did ya find that one Johnny, or is he still manifested in your car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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