RegSpec Cruise Control 1,417 Member For: 17y 11m 27d Gender: Male Location: Macksville NSW. Posted 21/12/07 02:55 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 02:55 PM Oh, and heres another little gem....but I cant take credit for this one.....I went to the petstore and purchased 6 mice. 3 Female and 3 male. I kept them for a 6 months. Feed them, made sure they would breed. Got a few litters out of them. A few more weeks go by and those little darlings are now breeding and makin more babies. A total of 6 months goes by and I had 297 mice which were all breeding. I knew when the family was going out on vacation for 3 weeks to some cruise. I released all the mice into their house through the mailslot they had in the door. When they came back their entire house was infested. A good friend that was still friends with the idiots had told me that the mice ate up most of the furniture, wood work, all the food in the pantry and just about everything around. He also said the place was covered with droppings and was the most disgusting thing he has ever smelt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superdan Well-Hard Bangin' Member Member 3,422 Member For: 17y 4m 5d Gender: Male Location: Perff, WA Posted 21/12/07 03:03 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 03:03 PM ok, so which step-aunty spanked you too hard in a past life bionic??? you're one tapped mutha f*cker!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsmith Donating Members 712 Member For: 17y 2m 1d Gender: Male Location: Blacktown Posted 21/12/07 03:29 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 03:29 PM Outside of my work for many years there was a Volvo 240(?) that would ALWAYS take up 2 spots, we asked face to face, we left notes asking him not to do this etc etc. Never got the message. We moved car across the street, we turned it around, One day we moved it into the next street!NEVER got the idea to park properly. In the end we lacked the car up and used sikaflex on all 4 tyres (more or les a full tube per tyre). It happened to be a high 30's deg day so it set quickly. Said idiot comes back to car and it REFUSES to move. ends up getting it moved by a tow truck.After all this it left 4 holes in the bitumen where we placed the sikaflex. Haven't seen him since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsmith Donating Members 712 Member For: 17y 2m 1d Gender: Male Location: Blacktown Posted 21/12/07 03:31 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 03:31 PM Another one is, everyone should know about the sugar trick, Who knows about the bleach trick. Pour half a bottle into the engine oil. Engine nearly melts it gets that hot for some reason. Don't know why. Saw this on Mythbusters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbotrana Member 2,586 Member For: 21y 8m 25d Gender: Male Posted 21/12/07 04:45 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 04:45 PM Oh, and heres another little gem....but I cant take credit for this one.....I went to the petstore and purchased 6 mice. 3 Female and 3 male. I kept them for a 6 months. Feed them, made sure they would breed. Got a few litters out of them. A few more weeks go by and those little darlings are now breeding and makin more babies. A total of 6 months goes by and I had 297 mice which were all breeding. I knew when the family was going out on vacation for 3 weeks to some cruise. I released all the mice into their house through the mailslot they had in the door. When they came back their entire house was infested. A good friend that was still friends with the idiots had told me that the mice ate up most of the furniture, wood work, all the food in the pantry and just about everything around. He also said the place was covered with droppings and was the most disgusting thing he has ever smelt.that's terrible, one mouse can cause a mess, I dont even want to think about 297 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Member 1,627 Member For: 17y 9m 14d Gender: Male Location: Slip Sliding Away Posted 21/12/07 10:04 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 10:04 PM You guys are giving me great ideas for the guy that reversed into my 1997 Fairmont a few years back with his ute.Every time we go to the inlaws you can see him standing in the window looking at us if he is home as I told him I would get him back as the cops couldn't prove he did it.SO expanda foam up the exhaust over xmas might be a great idea after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 1m 11d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 21/12/07 10:08 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 10:08 PM Make them a moderator.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixfan Flaccid Member Donating Members 2,503 Member For: 21y 7m 4d Gender: Male Location: NOONAMAH, go figure..... Posted 21/12/07 10:18 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 10:18 PM The mining industry opens all sort of doors for this kind of thing...I've personally seen:Liqui-pol in shampoo bottles, makes water go slimy and takes FOREVER to rinse outstench gas in a house (we stunk out an entire town with this stuff once....)those luminous chemical tubes cut open and splattered above someones bed.A can of shaving cream frozen, opened then put in someone's windowSquid stuffed in A/C vents,Prawns shoved up the handset of a two way miccoffee put in the sweat-band of the hard hat, they sweat, big brown stains run down their face...live and dead mice put in jacket pockets, desk draws, gum-boots ect..live and dead snakes put in jacket pockets, desk draws, gum-boots ect..electric fence unit hooked up to core-trays, cars, urinals, ..ectToenails in rollie tobaccovarious sharpened objects paced on or inserted into chair foamHorse hair threaded into a ciggie,match-heads put into ciggiesSomeones hard-hat urinated in every night for 4 monthsA w@nker's akubra put into a drill-sump (bye bye Mr hat)only to have the sump pumped out 6 months later...(hello Mr hat)Grass seeds in shag-pile carpet, and a light water...Alfala seed would have been better, faster growing.A saline drip-bag set up so when someone sits on the drivers seat, it squirts him in the ear.windscreen washer jet relocated to inside cab, aimed a drivers faceSmall wire from Ign coil run to lower seat squab. (didn't see if this worked, left site next day)A+B foam (expanding foam) bombs made and placed in cars, houses ectum...and lots more I've forgotten.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 3m 13d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 21/12/07 11:56 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 11:56 PM and here I was thinking you were a kind and gentle person fourfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillz Three pedals are better then two.. Donating Members 15,637 Member For: 17y 6m 29d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 22/12/07 12:08 AM Share Posted 22/12/07 12:08 AM ok, so which step-aunty spanked you too hard in a past life bionic??? you're one tapped mutha f*cker!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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