Twisty Member 182 Member For: 17y 6m 25d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 21/12/07 06:26 AM Share Posted 21/12/07 06:26 AM I'm only 24... not an adult yet! haha.Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional!I know of a couple a girls schools that got, a huge c*ck on their ovals...some with the following captions... "just touch it" "Chicks love the c*ck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Here since the start... Lifetime Members 10,282 Member For: 21y 8m Gender: Male Location: Victoria Posted 21/12/07 07:06 AM Share Posted 21/12/07 07:06 AM I swear on my life, I have never done this, maybe I have just hung around some disturbed people.That's obvious! You are in the Army afterall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulse Member 48 Member For: 17y 8d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 21/12/07 12:14 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 12:14 PM I'm only 24... not an adult yet! haha.Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional!Yes, our highschool moto was"You're only young once... bt you'll be immature forever" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 4m 7d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 21/12/07 12:27 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 12:27 PM there is always that great 2 in 1 . Make TAB a mod , get your friends and enemies in one fell swoop and for those that dissagree it is fell , not, foul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulse Member 48 Member For: 17y 8d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 21/12/07 12:42 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 12:42 PM Here is a good one I learnt whilst studying IT @ uni...Setup a macro in Word on your enemies computer so that when you press CRTL + S (save document) it actually performs CRTL + A then DEL (select all and delete)Bit of a nerd move but hey, when you see the look on someones face after their 1500 word document dissapears from screen...... priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 22y 1m 12d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 21/12/07 12:53 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 12:53 PM Crtl+Z...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat-Tony Member 5,364 Member For: 18y 9m 5d Posted 21/12/07 12:57 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 12:57 PM I find it easier and more sinister to just pull the power plug out the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulse Member 48 Member For: 17y 8d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 21/12/07 12:57 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 12:57 PM Sorry - select all, delete, close document - no chance to CRTL Z! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 3m 14d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 21/12/07 01:31 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 01:31 PM remind me never to fall out with you lot meh you don't know where I live anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegSpec Cruise Control 1,417 Member For: 17y 11m 28d Gender: Male Location: Macksville NSW. Posted 21/12/07 02:48 PM Share Posted 21/12/07 02:48 PM (edited) Garage SalePlace an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins Sunday at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, first in best dressed, just come around back and come early!I had a neighbor that I did not get along with, every afternoon the guy would walk his dog down and let it sh*t in my yard. Would not pick it up. I confronted him about it and he said tough. dont like it?... deal with it. So I did. I started to pick it up and collect it in a plastic baggy. I am talking the large kitchen bags....it was a big shepherd.... I got a few weeks worth and one day proceeded to dump the bag into his car. He still did not get the point. The owner let the dog sh*t in the yard. So. I figure it is time to wait it out and play with the bastard. 12 months roll by and I started my torture. This dude was really fussy about his front yard and it was getting near time to start getting the awards for best yard, etc. When the local council would go around and start rating them. This guy did not believe in diggin up his yard to install a sprinkler system and used an old hose and one of them old fashioned sprinklers that sprays up in the air about 50 small streams of water to make it seem like a rain fall. Well he always left his hoses out and coiled up under a cover withone end still attached to the tap. I went and bought 10 litres of a product called Round Up. This stuff is to kill weeds. It in fact kills any living plant from weeds to grass to flowers to shrubs. The week before the judging was to occur I went out on a nightly mission. I would fill his garden hoses full of Round Up and reattach them to the faucet. So when he went out to turn it on it would spread this product for me. I did this for 4 nights on 3 hoses. His green yard and pretty bushes and flowers were all dead by the Friday judging. His yard was no longer green, it was brown. It just killed him that he did not win that year. I allowed 2 months of grace to allow him to grow a new yard and new bushes and flowers brought in. I started it again. and by the end of the week his yard was once again dead. Strange thing is..after a few weeks...his dog didnt sh*t on my lawn anymore..... Edited 21/12/07 02:57 PM by BionicXR6T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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