tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 7m Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 29/11/07 09:31 PM Share Posted 29/11/07 09:31 PM Throw it in front of a passing vehicle Been trying to hit my neighbour's cat for the last twelve months....must be on at least life #8 by now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Member 182 Member For: 17y 1m 22d Gender: Male Location: Australind, WA Posted 29/11/07 09:52 PM Author Share Posted 29/11/07 09:52 PM haha. Cats suck. Bloody hairy nasty things. My neighbour suggested putting pepper around. It didnt work. I'm thinkin I might chain a baboon up in my garage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senna_T Forged Member Lifetime Members 15,818 Member For: 17y 9m 17d Gender: Male Location: SW Sydney Posted 29/11/07 10:29 PM Share Posted 29/11/07 10:29 PM nah, a can of whiskers and some broken glass - should fix it(phantomchic is gonna kill me!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Full Monty Member 513 Member For: 17y 5m 1d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 29/11/07 10:39 PM Share Posted 29/11/07 10:39 PM Do what my Dads mate did years ago, when he came out in the morning to find the neighbours cat sitting on the bonnet of his black VK SS...he walked up calmly, grabbed the cat by the collar, started the car, popped the bonnet and threw it in and shut the bonnet.....then gave it a few revs! Opened the bonnet, the cat flew out at a hundred miles an hour, fluff everywhere....he said it never went near his car again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azid Rush Donating doesnt allow you to be an idiot! Member 692 Member For: 17y 9m 7d Gender: Male Location: Newcastle Posted 29/11/07 10:40 PM Share Posted 29/11/07 10:40 PM hey matenice ride enjoy itim a fan of the new 2 tone bodykit, liking it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHR BOOST Moderating Team 5,698 Member For: 21y 2m 19d Gender: Male Location: Southern Highlands NSW Posted 29/11/07 11:07 PM Share Posted 29/11/07 11:07 PM ahaha!! Scribr that's mint. Nicely picked up. That one is still at the dealership, so I still OWN the only one in town And that's not my town either, its 100k's away, so I'm still good too. Smartass.. hehe.I have heard bad things about the paint. I dont want to damage my orange goodness. Might just use the pressure sprayer thing at the carwash instead of a sponge. But I have a bigger problem. My arch nemesis (AKA Furry Feline next door) has an unquenchable desire to sit on any new car in my garage. After waking up this morning all pumped for my drive to work in my new rig only to find a pile of dust, hair and dandruff on my roof I have declared Gihad on this animal. Any ideas on how to remove it from existence? I think some lead poisoning could be in order...Ratsack in some food???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senna_T Forged Member Lifetime Members 15,818 Member For: 17y 9m 17d Gender: Male Location: SW Sydney Posted 29/11/07 11:09 PM Share Posted 29/11/07 11:09 PM :laughrolling: love full monty's idea!God I hate cats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman The Cleaning Dudes Ute Silver Donating Members 1,308 Member For: 18y 7m 13d Gender: Male Location: Bentleigh, Vic, Australia Posted 30/11/07 12:05 AM Share Posted 30/11/07 12:05 AM Do what my Dads mate did years ago, when he came out in the morning to find the neighbours cat sitting on the bonnet of his black VK SS...he walked up calmly, grabbed the cat by the collar, started the car, popped the bonnet and threw it in and shut the bonnet.....then gave it a few revs! Opened the bonnet, the cat flew out at a hundred miles an hour, fluff everywhere....he said it never went near his car again!HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOh man! - That is soooooooo funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Member 182 Member For: 17y 1m 22d Gender: Male Location: Australind, WA Posted 30/11/07 01:55 AM Author Share Posted 30/11/07 01:55 AM Heeehehe, woud be better if they had a nice, big, oldschool thermo fan.... sharpen the blades up and make cat caserole. I had this neat video of this bloke who made a squirrel catapault out of some rubber tubing and rope. Wuold be good for the cat, set it up, put some whiskers in the basket, wait patiently and then launch the cat into the side of my garage at maximum velocity... mmmm... terminal.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 7m Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 30/11/07 05:24 AM Share Posted 30/11/07 05:24 AM nah....that's taking it a bit too far you sick bastard :oohwoah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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