Superdan Well-Hard Bangin' Member Member 3,422 Member For: 17y 2m 4d Gender: Male Location: Perff, WA Posted 24/11/07 08:51 AM Author Share Posted 24/11/07 08:51 AM your mummas like a petrol station ,just pay and pump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superdan Well-Hard Bangin' Member Member 3,422 Member For: 17y 2m 4d Gender: Male Location: Perff, WA Posted 24/11/07 08:53 AM Author Share Posted 24/11/07 08:53 AM your so ugly ,when you where born the doctor just slapped your mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCRIBR Yaris member Member 4,486 Member For: 18y 4m 3d Gender: Male Posted 24/11/07 09:11 AM Share Posted 24/11/07 09:11 AM Love the sig superdanNice work seventytwo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Migz Member 80 Member For: 17y 6m 12d Posted 24/11/07 01:20 PM Share Posted 24/11/07 01:20 PM Ya mummas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superdan Well-Hard Bangin' Member Member 3,422 Member For: 17y 2m 4d Gender: Male Location: Perff, WA Posted 24/11/07 02:32 PM Author Share Posted 24/11/07 02:32 PM Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saleen Big Gun Donating Members 4,170 Member For: 22y 14d Gender: Male Location: NSW Posted 25/11/07 11:33 AM Share Posted 25/11/07 11:33 AM Ya mums teeth are so yellow, when she shuts her mouth, her eyes light up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat-Tony Member 5,364 Member For: 18y 7m 4d Posted 25/11/07 11:38 AM Share Posted 25/11/07 11:38 AM Your mums so fat she does not fit in Jeffs boot anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOWDOWN BACK SLOWER THEN EVER! Member 706 Member For: 17y 3m 21d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 10/12/07 11:59 PM Share Posted 10/12/07 11:59 PM :mc11: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFHOON Donating Members 1,932 Member For: 18y 7m Gender: Male Location: nsw Posted 11/12/07 12:29 AM Share Posted 11/12/07 12:29 AM your momma is so fat that when she gets in an elevator it has to go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CV PERFORMANCE Senior Member Member 139 Member For: 18y 2m 14d Gender: Male Location: Caringbah 9526-5322 Posted 11/12/07 01:11 AM Share Posted 11/12/07 01:11 AM (edited) When I had to swerve to avoid hitting YA MUM on the road I ran out of Petrol!YA MUM is so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!" Edited 11/12/07 01:14 AM by CV PERFORMANCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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