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Your mumma is so stupid she thinks parallel parking means parking right next to another car

Your mumma is so stupid she put her watch in her piggy bank to save time

Your mumma is so fat when she tries to get out of bed, she rocks herself back to sleep

Your mumma is so fat that they had to change the 'One size fits all' to 'One size fits most'

Your mumma is so fat she's the same height laying down as she is standing up

Your Mumma is so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real

Your mumma is so old she owes Moses a dollar

Your mumma so old when she lies about her age she shaves off decades instead of years

Your mumma is so old the key on Ben Franklins kite was to her appartment

Your mumma is so old she's blind from the big bang

Your mumma is so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white

Your mumma is so poor homeless people hire her to hold up their cardboard signs

Your mumma is so ugly her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Your mumma is so ugly even a hypnotist refused to look her in the eye

Your mumma is so ugly the pro choice people use her as an abortion arguement

Your mumma is so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym

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Yo mamma's so fat that when she went sunbathing on the beach, people thought she was a beached whale and tried to push her out to sea.

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