Panda Eyes flame magnet Gold Donating Members 5,674 Member For: 17y 26d Gender: Male Location: adelaide hills- 'race air' central Posted 14/07/09 08:31 AM Share Posted 14/07/09 08:31 AM yo mamma's so fat that she has other fat women orbiting around her. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-906477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Eyes flame magnet Gold Donating Members 5,674 Member For: 17y 26d Gender: Male Location: adelaide hills- 'race air' central Posted 14/07/09 08:31 AM Share Posted 14/07/09 08:31 AM yo mamma's so old that when someone asked her to act her age she died. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-906478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkaboo Member 38 Member For: 19y 7m 20d Posted 14/07/09 10:07 AM Share Posted 14/07/09 10:07 AM Your mumma is so stupid she thinks parallel parking means parking right next to another carYour mumma is so stupid she put her watch in her piggy bank to save timeYour mumma is so fat when she tries to get out of bed, she rocks herself back to sleepYour mumma is so fat that they had to change the 'One size fits all' to 'One size fits most'Your mumma is so fat she's the same height laying down as she is standing upYour Mumma is so fat the horse on her polo shirt is realYour mumma is so old she owes Moses a dollarYour mumma so old when she lies about her age she shaves off decades instead of yearsYour mumma is so old the key on Ben Franklins kite was to her appartmentYour mumma is so old she's blind from the big bangYour mumma is so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and whiteYour mumma is so poor homeless people hire her to hold up their cardboard signsYour mumma is so ugly her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factoryYour mumma is so ugly even a hypnotist refused to look her in the eyeYour mumma is so ugly the pro choice people use her as an abortion arguementYour mumma is so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-906553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffman Donating Members 129 Member For: 16y 17d Gender: Male Location: New Zealand Posted 14/07/09 10:27 AM Share Posted 14/07/09 10:27 AM your momma is so fat she needs matresses for tamponsyour momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-906568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XR6T-CTOWN Member 128 Member For: 17y 18d Gender: Male Location: C-town, Syd Posted 14/07/09 10:33 AM Share Posted 14/07/09 10:33 AM Your mummas teeth is so yellow I cant believe its not butter! Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-906574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Eyes flame magnet Gold Donating Members 5,674 Member For: 17y 26d Gender: Male Location: adelaide hills- 'race air' central Posted 14/07/09 01:55 PM Share Posted 14/07/09 01:55 PM yo mamma's so fat her picture keeps falling off the wall Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-906718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandonn Donating Members 2,304 Member For: 16y 8m 28d Gender: Male Location: port hedland Posted 14/07/09 05:48 PM Share Posted 14/07/09 05:48 PM your mummas so fat I cant see around her Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-906771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRMATE Member 16 Member For: 17y 4m 13d Gender: Male Location: QLD Posted 21/07/09 12:25 PM Share Posted 21/07/09 12:25 PM Ya mummas so fat her shadow weighs 100lbYa mummas so dumb she sits on the TV & watches the couch Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-910035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyb Donating Members 1,097 Member For: 16y 11m 29d Gender: Male Location: Gold Coast, QLD Posted 22/07/09 01:27 AM Share Posted 22/07/09 01:27 AM your mommas so fat she use gravy instead of KYyour mommas so fat she rolls in gravy powder so she can find her own wet spot Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-910195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NB4C Member 328 Member For: 16y 4m 28d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 22/07/09 01:39 AM Share Posted 22/07/09 01:39 AM Yo mamma's so fat that when she went sunbathing on the beach, people thought she was a beached whale and tried to push her out to sea. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/40052-your-mummas-so/page/6/#findComment-910198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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