tmac450 Member 1,650 Member For: 18y 1m 21d Gender: Male Location: NSW Posted 11/12/07 05:34 AM Share Posted 11/12/07 05:34 AM Ya mumma is so fat her blood type is rocky road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 2m 5d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 11/12/07 06:01 AM Share Posted 11/12/07 06:01 AM Yo mamas so nasty, even DBOSS won't do her Yo mamas like the ocean..... wet, salty, and full of crabs! Yo mamas so stupid she thought Magic Johnson was a magician's d*ck. Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for HalloweenYo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Bubbles won't talk to her!Yo mamas so fat.......................... DAMN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xrfranjo Member 350 Member For: 17y 2m 2d Gender: Male Location: Bonnyrigg Heights, NSW Posted 12/12/07 05:50 AM Share Posted 12/12/07 05:50 AM Your mamma's so old she owes jesus 5 dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOWDOWN BACK SLOWER THEN EVER! Member 706 Member For: 17y 3m 21d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 12/12/07 06:09 AM Share Posted 12/12/07 06:09 AM Yo mamas like the ocean..... wet, salty, and full of crabs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUL11E Member 89 Member For: 19y 3m 2d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 12/12/07 07:06 AM Share Posted 12/12/07 07:06 AM Your mumma is so old she farts dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 20y 5m 29d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 12/12/07 07:21 AM Share Posted 12/12/07 07:21 AM Yo mamas so nasty, even DBOSS won't do herThat's pretty bloody bad....how can anything ever be THAT nasty??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIP'S_PATCHES! Donating Members 337 Member For: 17y 6m 18d Gender: Male Posted 12/12/07 11:44 AM Share Posted 12/12/07 11:44 AM your mu is so fat, that she is just fukin fat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superdan Well-Hard Bangin' Member Member 3,422 Member For: 17y 2m 5d Gender: Male Location: Perff, WA Posted 08/09/08 01:19 PM Author Share Posted 08/09/08 01:19 PM Yo mamma's so celery I dipped her in peanut butter and she got sticky! :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t6xr Member 826 Member For: 17y 1d Gender: Male Location: MELB STH EAST Posted 08/09/08 06:18 PM Share Posted 08/09/08 06:18 PM Your mom so fat when she goes down the freeway she needs two E-tags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralfus90 Member 769 Member For: 16y 3m 18d Gender: Male Location: under a rock perth wa Posted 18/11/08 01:05 PM Share Posted 18/11/08 01:05 PM BIG BUMP sorry guys to exhume an old thread....BBBUUUUUTTTTTTT.......yo mumma so fat that when she jump up in the air she get stuck...yo mumma so fat I saw her crossin the road and swerved to miss her ran out of petrol...lets get off the mums hey I got off yours an hour ago...."my mums dead dude"that's why she didnt put up much of a fight then eh....yo mumma so fat she tripped over grazed her knee and gravy came outyo mumma so fat her belt line is the equator...yo mumma so fat when I took her to dinner at sizzlers we got a group discount...yo mumma so fat when I took her to dinner she looked at the menu and said...YUP!man you gotta tell your mum to stop givin me a cookie everytime I shag her...I put on 3kg this week!yo mumma so fat I have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot....yo mumma so fat she kickstarts her vibrator and rolled a tampon out of a mattress.....yo mumma so fat screwin her is like throwin a sausage down a hallway......like rootin the top of a gumboot full off porridge......I have to run it against the side to get some traction......again all apologies but saw the thread and started postin then noticed the age of it...but alas I had come too far.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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