Anyone Seen This Before?

[Headsex]

  jEtONiT said:

now that was cheap..

Maybe someone should bring that thread back to life....

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Just broke the 300 post mark.....good stuff Dan, you must be so proud!

You're still in the lead of taking the piss out of yourself though:

Superdan 48

tab 35

SCRIBR 27

phantomchic 25

velociTy 24

Twisty 19

senna_T 18

XRTPSI 14

SHOWDOWN 12

Dagabond 10

turbotrana 10

ENVY-T 8

12FEAR 5

Kimberley Scott 4

EZ2CME 4

[Superdan]

  tab said:

Just broke the 300 post mark.....good stuff Dan, you must be so proud!

You're still in the lead of taking the piss out of yourself though:

Superdan 48

tab 35

SCRIBR 27

phantomchic 25

velociTy 24

Twisty 19

senna_T 18

XRTPSI 14

SHOWDOWN 12

Dagabond 10

turbotrana 10

ENVY-T 8

12FEAR 5

Kimberley Scott 4

EZ2CME 4

*CROWD GOES WILD*

*takes bow*

'thank you all, thank you all so much! I cannot tell you how much I have enjoyed making this production. oh god, who do I start with!? um... I'd like to thank god... well, no... beer actually, beer would have to be the main influence in my life at the point this all started. thank you beer, I love you! thanks to everyone that has kept the dream alive, heaps of effort from all the members involved, thank you so much!!'

*bows again*

*standing ovation and righteous applause*

'ladies and jellybeans; the Dan has left the building'

[phantomchic]

  Dagabond said:

Ok the rotation of this thread has sidewalled into lunacy so you lot have pressured me into no other option than to re-align it in O/T....

think its a bit Worn and time for a Re-Tread

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Oh dear - the poor bastard has really gone over the edge!

[Paranormal]

At least its not as bad as this one Dan that went round the world on email years ago, still good though -

Typo from hell, start from bottom

Read last line carefully LoL

Edited 19/12/07 12:52 PM by Paranormal

[turbotrana]

This one is just for getting ahead of you dagabond

[seventytwo]

This cadet had it worse>

The email of the species is more deadly than the male

A love-struck squaddie has had his romantic hopes dashed via cyberspace in front of the world's military.

Christian Kolden, a cadet at the US Air Force Academy in Colorado, proclaimed his love for another cadet through an email a few weeks ago.

The 18-year-old Romeo bravely penned his feelings to Laura Schatte, a member of the 35th Cadet Squadron, which is known as the Wild Weasels.

"If your love was a grain of sand, my love would be a universe of beaches," he wrote.

"I know I'm not good at maths but I know the equation of love. It equals you plus me", and other such proclamations spewed forth from this military mind.

Kolden finished off with "Are you tired, girl? Because you've been running through my head all day."

The heartless Ms. Schatte, however, did as her surname suggests all over the poor boy and sent the email off to all her male friends.

"Hey guys, don't send gals emails like this or else serious retribution will incur," she wrote.

Within days the email had a 22-page list of forwarding addresses, and was zooming around the US military's email system.

As well as reaching US army head honchos, it soon made its way to Australia and the UK.

Young Kolden was unavailable to comment to The Register which is a pity, because we wanted to know if he rearranged the alphabet, would he put U and I together. ®

[phantomchic]

[jsmith]

Poor bugger, oh well.

Hi Dan