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I have had a shower in bourbon.

one of our blenders was unloading a tank of bourbon and the power shut off closing the valve at the reciving keystation bursting the flexi hose from the tanker to the keystation.

the thing is back then we had the tankers pump doing the work so somone had to shut down the tanker pump, it was just a e`stop button but I got drenched in the process.

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:blink: Spose the ten minute of standing there with ya gob open wouldnt have helped either....

Ever seen the mess a DCP (Dry Chemical Powder) extinguisher makes when you smash the head off it with the arse end of an overhead gantry your dismantling falls on it....fine white powder for a twenty meter radius covers EVERYTHING including 4 blokes and yourself thats near impossible to sweep or vacuum up....I dont want to clean it up ever again either... :pinch:

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  Adam said:
Light a fuse! :blink: That must of been a long time ago!

From what I hear army lockup isn't fun. You have to ask permission to do absolutely everything! Serves alot of them right if you ask me. The army's riddled with young, immature, trouble making little f*ckers if you ask me! I find the older guys alot more 'normal' for use of a better term.

Been there resembled that last remark, I am a Military Police member and was at Pucka for the week, attended in my capacity of MP. I can confirm DFCE is not a pleasant place, but a holiday camp compared to what it used to be ie MCE many years ago. As for the grenade, I have reasonable belief that it was indeed the whols grenade.

Scotty

PS Adam do you know how the bloke is, I wish him well and hope he makes reasonable recovery.

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When I first left school I thought I wanted to be a chemical mixer, so for my first real job I made renders & house paints from base e.g. mix this powder with that powder add water bla bla bla.

Anyway, one day on a 100ltr mixer me and another worker were making blue dye for render. The mixing arm grabbed the barrel and Boooooom. For about three weeks the back of my neck and my arms were blue.

The funniest part about the whole thing was the two body marks on the wall where you could see splash. Like two bodies on a brick wall after a bomb blast.

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  Dagabond said:
:kissmy: Spose the ten minute of standing there with ya gob open wouldnt have helped either....

Ever seen the mess a DCP (Dry Chemical Powder) extinguisher makes when you smash the head off it with the arse end of an overhead gantry your dismantling falls on it....fine white powder for a twenty meter radius covers EVERYTHING including 4 blokes and yourself that's near impossible to sweep or vacuum up....I dont want to clean it up ever again either... :boff:

As a matter of fact I have.

Armoured vehicles have quite a few of these hooked up on a delivery system. I'll never forget seeing a big white plume coming out the the tanks turrent commanders hatch.

Those guys didn't enjoy cleaning it up either.

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Been there resembled that last remark, I am a Military Police member and was at Pucka for the week, attended in my capacity of MP. I can confirm DFCE is not a pleasant place, but a holiday camp compared to what it used to be ie MCE many years ago. As for the grenade, I have reasonable belief that it was indeed the whols grenade.

Scotty

PS Adam do you know how the bloke is, I wish him well and hope he makes reasonable recovery.

Ah, pretend cop. :spoton::msm:

I know some people from there so I'll find out how the guy is doing.

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Many moons ago I worked in a pathology lab, Bacteriology do this neat test called a 3-day fecal fat....

they give you a paint tin and your supposed to poop in it for 3-days then return to the lab.

The bacto's then pop open the lid, pour in some reagents and reseal the lid with a mallet,

the tin is then put into one of those paint mixers that vigorously shake the tin...

one stupid bint forgot to whack the lid down, you can imagine what happened,

sh1t everywhere, best bit was though that instead of shutting it off at the circuit board or pulling the plug

she run up to the machine and tried to find the switch with her eyes closed....

Suffice to say...she wound up in the sh1t.

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oh ive got a good one, and a picture too.

was working in ireland / dublin for harvey norman in the warehousing bit, we had a few brand new izuzu trucks... mate of mine was driving in swords on the outskirts of dublin shifting some furniture when he was about to go under a bridge with a height warning, I think it was 2.8m. The bridge supported the Dart line (main train line into dublin) his famous last words when his mate said "you sure this isnt too high" were "she'll be right mate" hehe

they nearly had to stop the trains into dublin, had surveyers out to asses the safety of the line afterwards and everything

heres the end result...

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