ZAP No boost, no bottle, just my foot on the throttle! Lifetime Members 7,935 Member For: 21y 3m 19d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 10/09/07 10:24 PM Share Posted 10/09/07 10:24 PM WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmac450 Member 1,650 Member For: 18y 8m 29d Gender: Male Location: NSW Posted 10/09/07 10:49 PM Share Posted 10/09/07 10:49 PM Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/#findComment-573462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZZTURBO Donating Members 237 Member For: 18y 10m 4d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 10/09/07 11:32 PM Share Posted 10/09/07 11:32 PM Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/#findComment-573468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
velociTy Team Velocity Member 1,202 Member For: 20y 8m 4d Gender: Male Location: Margs WA Posted 10/09/07 11:45 PM Share Posted 10/09/07 11:45 PM And we dont have a menstrual cycle. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/#findComment-573472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 21y 1m 8d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 11/09/07 12:17 AM Share Posted 11/09/07 12:17 AM Love the last one....thank god for 24-hour trading at that time of the year. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/#findComment-573480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashmo Member 245 Member For: 17y 9m 16d Gender: Male Location: Rockingham, W.A Posted 11/09/07 01:02 AM Share Posted 11/09/07 01:02 AM haha their so true Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/#findComment-573493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XR06T Silver Donating Members 4,146 Member For: 19y 11m 10d Gender: Male Posted 11/09/07 01:07 AM Share Posted 11/09/07 01:07 AM you know stuff about tanks LOL Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/#findComment-573494 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Reaver Member 136 Member For: 20y 9m 26d Gender: Male Location: Syd Posted 11/09/07 02:23 AM Share Posted 11/09/07 02:23 AM Its all too true :banghead2: hehehe Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/#findComment-573514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newl Guests Posted 11/09/07 07:51 AM Share Posted 11/09/07 07:51 AM We also don't knock ourselves back when in the mood either. hahahaha Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/#findComment-573610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbjunior99 Member 4,359 Member For: 22y 5m 10d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 11/09/07 09:00 AM Share Posted 11/09/07 09:00 AM I like it :fear (5): Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/38190-why-men-are-never-depressed/#findComment-573632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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