tmac450 Member 1,650 Member For: 18y 4m 28d Gender: Male Location: NSW Posted 25/06/07 08:29 AM Share Posted 25/06/07 08:29 AM Maybe this is going to be a new way for the cops to check our speed."Evening sir, you have been stopped for a random pen*s length check to determine if you were speeding. Just drop your dacks and I'll check to see if you have a small pen*s and are a speeder. Yes, I can see that you failed to meet the RTA's minimum length on the pecker pole, I'm afraid I'm going to have to book you.""But officer, I wasn't speeding, It's cold and I just got our of the pool!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Large Member Member 564 Member For: 17y 11m 26d Location: Brisvegas Posted 25/06/07 08:31 AM Author Share Posted 25/06/07 08:31 AM Hehe, instead of kids hyperventilating and drinking water to try and lower their BAC they will be whipping out a copy of playboy...Felix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCRIBR Yaris member Member 4,486 Member For: 18y 7m 10d Gender: Male Posted 25/06/07 09:00 AM Share Posted 25/06/07 09:00 AM "If you speed, you have a large vaj" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MYWPN Donating Members 554 Member For: 19y 6m 30d Gender: Male Location: Bendigo Posted 25/06/07 09:07 AM Share Posted 25/06/07 09:07 AM (edited) So your mate askes you to take him for a spin do you see how slow you can drive . Obviously people like going fast I must be hung like a cashew as well Edited 25/06/07 09:09 AM by phase3ute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DORKO Member 340 Member For: 17y 10m 20d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 25/06/07 11:43 AM Share Posted 25/06/07 11:43 AM This must be the funniest forum yet! Dorko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bear Member 34 Member For: 18y 8d Posted 25/06/07 11:49 AM Share Posted 25/06/07 11:49 AM maybe we need a poll to find out who is hung and who isnt ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chooch Member 256 Member For: 20y 11m 28d Location: Adelaide Posted 25/06/07 11:52 AM Share Posted 25/06/07 11:52 AM Maybe this is going to be a new way for the cops to check our speed."Evening sir, you have been stopped for a random pen*s length check to determine if you were speeding. Just drop your dacks and I'll check to see if you have a small pen*s and are a speeder. Yes, I can see that you failed to meet the RTA's minimum length on the pecker pole, I'm afraid I'm going to have to book you.""But officer, I wasn't speeding, It's cold and I just got our of the pool!"OMFG.......I cant stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velociTy Team Velocity Member 1,202 Member For: 20y 4m 3d Gender: Male Location: Margs WA Posted 25/06/07 12:03 PM Share Posted 25/06/07 12:03 PM Maybe this is going to be a new way for the cops to check our speed."Evening sir, you have been stopped for a random pen*s length check to determine if you were speeding. Just drop your dacks and I'll check to see if you have a small pen*s and are a speeder. Yes, I can see that you failed to meet the RTA's minimum length on the pecker pole, I'm afraid I'm going to have to book you.""But officer, I wasn't speeding, It's cold and I just got our of the pool!"Oh no that means every time I see a cop car I,ll have to give the old fella a quick polish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCRIBR Yaris member Member 4,486 Member For: 18y 7m 10d Gender: Male Posted 25/06/07 12:15 PM Share Posted 25/06/07 12:15 PM lol I luv this place!though I dont agree with rubbing 1 out to get the length up for mr.plod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilfxr6t Member 90 Member For: 18y 3m 12d Posted 25/06/07 12:27 PM Share Posted 25/06/07 12:27 PM at the next meet I will be able to tell who has who has modded their car by how close they are standing to the troff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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