Blonk Iconoclast Donating Members 4,330 Member For: 20y 4m 13d Gender: Male Location: CH Posted 22/05/07 11:54 PM Share Posted 22/05/07 11:54 PM Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made," saidGod.Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?""It’s a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it'sgoing to be a great place of balance.""Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example, NorthAmerica will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is goingto be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent ofblack people." God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will beextremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land andasked, "What's that?""Ah", said God. "That's New South Wales , the most glorious place on Earth.There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of the worlds finestartists, musicians, writers, thinkers and explorers.The people from New South Wales are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous andthey're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworkingand high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakersof truth."Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balanceGod, you said there will be BALANCE!"God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the wankers I'm putting in Queensland ."Go The Blues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blonk Iconoclast Donating Members 4,330 Member For: 20y 4m 13d Gender: Male Location: CH Posted 23/05/07 12:48 AM Author Share Posted 23/05/07 12:48 AM Q: Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps.A: They had pictures of QLD players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.Q: If you see a QLD fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?A: It could be your bicycle.Q: What do QLD fans and sperm have in common?A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.Q: What do you have when 100 QLD fans are buried up to their necks in sand?A: Not enough sand.Q: What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead QLD fan on the road?A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a QLD fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?A: Shoot the QLD fan - twice.Q: What's the difference between QLD supporter and a 3 year old?A: The 3 year old eventually stops whining.Q: How many male QLD fans does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven - one to change it, five to moan about and a Manager to say that if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have blown.Q. What do QLD players and Lava Lamps have in common?A: Interesting to look at but not very bright!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordak Member 1,226 Member For: 20y 8m Posted 23/05/07 01:47 AM Share Posted 23/05/07 01:47 AM (edited) So................You'd be going for NSW then.Always good to watch, although in Perth it's on about 3.00am in the morning :rokon: Edited 23/05/07 01:48 AM by jordak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NUT Member 163 Member For: 18y 10m Location: Townsville Posted 23/05/07 01:47 AM Share Posted 23/05/07 01:47 AM Ha ha Blonk, where you watching the footy at tonight? Looking forward to rubbing the NSW LOSS in!Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealthxr Donating Members 553 Member For: 19y 3d Gender: Male Location: The Shire Sydney AUS Posted 23/05/07 01:51 AM Share Posted 23/05/07 01:51 AM GO THE BLUES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 21y 5m 21d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 23/05/07 01:57 AM Share Posted 23/05/07 01:57 AM What ever you reckon Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENVY-T CNUTOX Donating Members 3,098 Member For: 22y 1m 3d Gender: Male Location: Not sure? Posted 23/05/07 02:06 AM Share Posted 23/05/07 02:06 AM GO STORM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBOSS Faster than any BTA,XTC,Autotech, Nizpro and Tunehouse car Member 3,918 Member For: 21y 7m 18d Location: D SHIRE! Posted 23/05/07 02:09 AM Share Posted 23/05/07 02:09 AM GO THE BLUESI 2nd that!CV PERFORMANCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blonk Iconoclast Donating Members 4,330 Member For: 20y 4m 13d Gender: Male Location: CH Posted 23/05/07 02:15 AM Author Share Posted 23/05/07 02:15 AM Ha ha Blonk, where you watching the footy at tonight? Looking forward to rubbing the NSW LOSS in!CheersHey NathanWe were going to the Watermark, but someone has changed the Venue to that brand new place next door to "the bank" nightclub...What are you up to, I see your car a bit around the Riverway ??Scotto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTS60 They see me rolllin n hatin... Member 427 Member For: 18y 8m 19d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 23/05/07 02:37 AM Share Posted 23/05/07 02:37 AM QUUEEENSLANDDDDDEERRR!!! Be watching first two games in the sports bar then finals I ll be in suncorp stadium!!!! GO QUEENSLANDDD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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