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Flatmates always I <3 Bananas after a big night out on the sauce it starts with a knock on the door and" hey are you awake" it finishes with an awkward breakfast table conversation the next day.

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Yes Dags - Yet another TD Agony Aunt session.

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Turbodewd - make it clear to her that you have a tendancy a/ not to flush and b/ to walk around the flat in the bollocky.

That ought to see your way clear.... :stupid:

PS - at 5'9", you might need a ladder.

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Yes you will f*ck her or you will finish up embaressing yourself.. Dont get yourself too worked up she may come home with a 7 foot tall basketballer and tell you she only likes black guys and screams when she f*cks...

Expect nothing and everything else is just a bonus....................

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If she is single , put away one or more of her attractive friends, you will soon be able to tell whether she has any interest in you or not :spoton:

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Here's my spin on things..

1) if she had a boyfriend, chances are, she would be moving in with him. Or he would say he doesnt want her moving in with another guy..

2) If her friend / your ex housemate and you bumped ugles.. her friends obviously told her that, and she's hooking you up

3) if her friend / you ex housemate DIDNT bump uglies.. then her friends come to her and said "every guy I move in with wants to get down my pants".. and she said "nah nah, this guys sweet, gentle etc etc etc, we never did that"

4) your ugly and she doesnt see you as a temptation to rape you every night

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mate mate mate. arent you in a bit of a pickle! My bet is to keep it under wraps for a month or two, Get to know her and see what type of chick she is. I love having hot chick friends, the first couple of months are great, the innocent flirting, going out with her and her mates, making other girls jealous for the fun of it, staying up late on the couch together just talking about sh*t...its great. If you get ahead of yourself and blow it now, ull f*ck your chances later on. If your single and a good looking bloke, then youve got nuffin to worry about, enjoy it and take your time.

PS I love this monkey! :spoton:

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  Dagabond said:
Yes TD knows exactly where to turn when he need's the big questions anwsered...

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Mate me thinks you Need a Good Shag !!!!!

And maybe some help :spoton:

Pete

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  Blonk said:
Expect nothing and everything else is just a bonus....................

Wise words in deed! As my Mum has always told me ( it is mothers day after all)

"Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed" :spoton:

That said I have woken up some mornings and been more frightened than disappointed :stupid:

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  TurboDewd said:
my current flatmate is moving out and she referred on some work colleague to take her spot. I met her friday and she wants to move in. Problem is that Im single and I find her quite attractive. I have nfi if she is single, but suspect she is.

Do flatmates often end up hooking up? Anyone comment from experience or know of mates whove ended up shacking up with their flatmate? Im keen to hear ppl's stories.

There s only one guy that can help u

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