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Wasn't looking for anyone's sympathy (I didn't need it) and you guys kept the thread going NOT ME :sleepystuff:

He BEGGED TO COME BACK SHE SAID "f%%% OFF.

Now I am here to learn all about FORDS so start showing me some real car info.

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  sex on wheels said:
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Yep a loss of licence will certainly turn you into a very BITTER and ANGRY man - NOT TO MENTION A manwife title :sleepystuff:

Her relationship lasted longer than 9 years mate so don't think you are too comfortable in that loungeroom chair - better get the bake dinner started because your pocket money won't stretch to a five star restaurant. 

This forum is open to anyone and you don't need to read my articles you have a choice, just get back in your lounge chair and relax.

Lounge chair? Relax? WTF?

I took on the full role reversal, I cook, I clean, I wash, I take to school and pick up, I also do the outdoor jobs and so on. When my wife gets home from a long day, she doesn't need to do anything, cept relax and spend time with the kids.

MANWIFE? So now your insulting as well as whinging? No wonder he cheated, kissing you must be like sucking battery acid!

And bake dinner? You could only dream of the stuff I cook, I don't use the oven for anything, cept roasts, and the microwave is for heating milk for my kids, otherwise we probably wouldn't have one.

Cynicle Bitches don't belong on car forums, so GAGF!

I draw the line at ironing, I f***n hate that job and don't do it!

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Why does "She" keep referring to "HERSELF" in the third person.... If this is a fair reflection of "HER" personality i can understande why "HE" did the dirty....

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I would hate to meet "HER" in a dark alley! Actually I would probably hate to meet "HER" at all!

Lucas, he probably did the dirty cos she was to tired after "HER" long day at work to get dirty herself.

If I was married to "HER" I would probably spend all my time with the car aswell.

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  newl said:
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the microwave is for heating milk for my kids

A kid ready for prep and one aged three have milk warmed for them? :sleepystuff:

Yep for pouring over the weetbix and oats. Bottles stopped a long time ago.

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  ENVY-T said:
  newl said:
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the microwave is for heating milk for my kids

A kid ready for prep and one aged three have milk warmed for them? :roflmbo:

Yep for pouring over the weetbix and oats. Bottles stopped a long time ago.

<_< lol At least its um meant to be... healthy?

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ENVY-T I envy u. My goal in life is to be the stay at home dad. Well done, u make me proud!

:spoton:

Anyone who bags it, either doesn't have kids, or are jealous. There is always the knockers, the rednecks I call em. Me man she woman, I hunt, she clean type.

I get to see the best years of my kids life, and I have a Daddy's little girl and a Daddy's little boy!

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  sex on wheels said:

MANWIFE?

:w00t2::spit: Sorry Marcus, but that tickled my funny bone.

Hope DBOSS doesn't see this post :bum:

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